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  • in reply to: Slot requests #143031
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    Few requests:

    Hotline 2
    More Blueprint (Goonies/Rick and Morty/Diamond Mine/Inspector Gadget etc etc) and Playngo games in general if available at these sites
    Give Stockholm Syndrome top bonus another bash

    in reply to: Loving the content #142992
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    heisenberg wrote:

    Can’t seem to start a new forum so I’ll add a comment here…

    One of the greatest and funniest things about Bandit and his videos is his seemingly innocent but complete and utter lack of understanding of how literally any slot works. I remember him being proud of his ‘quick observation’ that duplicate symbols disappearing in a win on the Ze Zeus slot was the only difference between that and its clone Le Bandit…despite having played Le bandit to death for many months prior (he eventually cottoned on to the latter). Bandit is clearly a very smart bloke so this void in his brain capacity is somewhat of a glitch in the matrix.

    Tonight’s example trumps the above for sure however. I would wager a decent sum that Bandit has played hundreds, if not thousands of online slots and pub fruities that follow the simplest, most standard ‘wins pay left to right’ format. I cannot conceive of such a person not working out at light speed that the slot ‘The Tumbles’ pays in this very way bog standard way having played a full 4 bonuses with each and every win doing just that (in ‘ways’ format, not ‘lines’)…but our dear Bandit found a way!

     

    Never change Steve!

    Another glorious example…Dead Canary. Quite obvious to anyone and everyone that the position of the birds in the bonus is directly linked to their position in the base spin…programmed as such every single time. Bandit, having played/sessioned the game to death since its release, finally observed this for the first time yesterday. His response – “That’s fuckin’ rare innit…it’s just put them exactly where they were in the base…weird!”

    Never change Steve!

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    in reply to: Welcome to BACK FOR A YAWN .com #142938
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    Monkeyyyman6 wrote:

    Well, another day, another video, playing the same old slots. Even when he tries a new one, he plays it once or twice and gets bored of it, yet can’t understand why some viewers get bored of seeing the same games over and over and over. I’m bored of hearing “there’s plenty of space” or “how did it not land another”.. Steve, again , its a RNG. When you press the button at the start of the bonus, the total win amount is determined. What you see is an animation as to how it arrives at that pre determined amount. If the RNG has decided another symbol/scatter will drop, it will, even with only ONE space. If the RNG has decided it is a losing spin, you could have a billion spaces, and it won’t drop in!! Surely, after playing slots for a few years you’ve managed to work that out!!?

    Then, you make comments like “I’ve deliberately not played this game for a few days, as I don’t want to be boring” then in other videos you contradict yourself by saying ” I don’t give a fook what people say, I’ll play what I want, when I want”.  Make your mind up!!

     

    Also love the way you’re so “careful” 😆, not to let anyone see the name of the Casinos you play at, saying you will never say the name etc because you want people to just enjoy the video, yet you promote 3 times (start, middle and end) of EVERY video, trying to encourage people to come over, find out the name, watch the big wins, suck them in, encouraging people to gamble even more!! Do you honestly think people that watch your videos are non gamblers or not interested in gambling? We all know you’re trying to get more people to this site, as you’re obviously making money from sign ups   nothing wrong with that,  but the reasoning you give at the start of every videobis laughable!!

     

    Finally, you’re obviously scared of criticism,  as you keep turning commenting off.  You said that people giving start and end balance was spoiling it for some people 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣.. So, people open up a video, DONT WATCH, go straight to the comments to read them, and get offended because someone has a bit of fun posting rhe balances… well guess what people.. dont read the comments before you watch!! Jeez some people have more legs than brain cells!!

     

    Up the Reds YNWA 👏 💪

    Your last point about the comments being switched off has been addressed by Bandit before. They’re off because YouTube, for whatever reason, make visible the very top comment for those that open the video on their mobile. You might still regurgitate your ‘dont read the comments‘ in response to this but the fact is it only takes an accidental, microsecond glance for those not immediately thinking about the issue to end up seeing the balances posted by some troll, presumably from his mother’s basement. I’d say that’s a fair reason to have them off.

     

    Also, if he really was that ‘scared of criticism‘ (he probably doesn’t like it, who would?), why would he allow all the criticism from yourself and others on his own website…

     

    in reply to: Loving the content #142922
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    Can’t seem to start a new forum so I’ll add a comment here…

    One of the greatest and funniest things about Bandit and his videos is his seemingly innocent but complete and utter lack of understanding of how literally any slot works. I remember him being proud of his ‘quick observation’ that duplicate symbols disappearing in a win on the Ze Zeus slot was the only difference between that and its clone Le Bandit…despite having played Le bandit to death for many months prior (he eventually cottoned on to the latter). Bandit is clearly a very smart bloke so this void in his brain capacity is somewhat of a glitch in the matrix.

    Tonight’s example trumps the above for sure however. I would wager a decent sum that Bandit has played hundreds, if not thousands of online slots and pub fruities that follow the simplest, most standard ‘wins pay left to right’ format. I cannot conceive of such a person not working out at light speed that the slot ‘The Tumbles’ pays in this very way bog standard way having played a full 4 bonuses with each and every win doing just that (in ‘ways’ format, not ‘lines’)…but our dear Bandit found a way!

     

    Never change Steve!

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    in reply to: Review and opinions of the Crypto journey so far. #142567
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    Game providers have different RTP options on their games that casinos can select from. Check the RTP of the games you mentioned on 500 and compare them against the RTP of the same games on your previous casinos. If RTP is the same…then it’s the same game. If different…then it’ll play different.

     

    cragger25 wrote:

    Hi Bandit

    I’ve been an avid fan for years and have the upmost respect for yourself and your quality of content.

    However I have an issue with 500 casino that I feel its extremely important to address.

    I’ve been gambling on casinos fir decades and probably like yourself if you try a new casino you know from past experiences playing the same slots how they generally perform and roughly what to expect from them.

    Therefore if you are not getting the same results that you’ve experienced for many years in trusted casinos then you begin to question the validity of that casino your trying out.

    I’ve been playing on 500 casino for approx 6mth and my regular games such as legacy of dead are to me not playing the same as I get from other sites.

    The last week I’ve played in the region of 1500 to 2000 spins on this game only to achieve the bonus twice and both paid out less than 50x.

    Any experienced gambler on this forum will know that this is extremely rare for a slot like this to happen on.

    The same has been for me on who wants to be a millionaire where I’ve had over 15 bonuses and only 2 have paid between 50 and 60x the others have been less than 10x!!!!!

    I feel that this is a scenario I’m getting on many of its slots and wonder if anyone else on this forum have had similar experiences on this site..

    I’m not casting aspersions on your own credibility but I am sure that if you were aware of this by gamblers other than myself on this forum it might want to make you address this and see if my concerns are justified.

    I hope you read this and other patrons do as well and give me feedback .

    Many thanks Bandit

    Keep up the great work.

     

    in reply to: Youutube #140902
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    ImperialDragon wrote:

    Guys, if you’re going to watch the Bandit on mobile, use YouTube in horizontal.  Tap on any of his content and the video will take up all of the mobile’s screen space.

    This isn’t TikTok.

    Or he just bans comments and everyone but the trolls (who will still watch btw) are happy…easy option.

     

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    in reply to: Youutube #140846
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    When watching on the mobile the first comment automatically appears….only needs one accidental glimpse (easily done when opening the video and not thinking about it) and you suddenly know the final balance.

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    in reply to: Youtube Comments #140805
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    Dave – if you read this as part of the moderation process can you please tell Steve to pin a comment to each video to block spoilers for those who watch on their mobile. The amount of times these idiots are posting starting/final balances as the top comment is getting ridiculous and given the time Steve spends on creating the video, the least he could do is take the time to pin a comment.

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    in reply to: Push Gaming RTP Horrendous #140642
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    Suspect you don’t understand the concept of RTP. Each game has the RTP listed (easy to find if you want to verify it) and is calculated from a sample size much, much, much bigger than your 53 bonuses referenced (we’re talking billions of spins).

    Your example above, whilst unlucky, is a perfectly plausible outcome, particularly given the volatility of the slots involved.

    in reply to: Do you like what you see? #140345
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    Agreed, although Bandit just needs to pin a comment to each video to resolve this I think.

    in reply to: Review and opinions of the Crypto journey so far. #132394
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    Great content over the last few months, thanks for that Steve, been fun to watch. Few questions:

    1) Are you likely to sign another deal with that casino for more videos going forward?

    2) Can you show your net p&l at that casino to date (you’ve been open about that in the past on other casinos)?

    3) Do you think you’ll do more videos like the last one going forward? I’m referring to a combo of bonus buys and spinning into bonuses on specific games where turbo spins means it doesn’t take an age to achieve?

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    in reply to: Im Phil (friend from Malta). Ask your questions #131551
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    Love this thread, super interesting.

    How easy is it to get this info for other games? For starters, would be super interesting to get them for the base and three bonus bonus buys on Hacksaw’s Dead or a Wild which, I think, is probably one of the most volatile games out there (Duel bonus can’t be far off it).

    in reply to: Crypto Casino Journey – Questions and Answers #130251
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    Been a while since you’ve played Fruit Warp…could you turbo that on the crypto site?

    in reply to: Im Phil (friend from Malta). Ask your questions #129980
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    Excellent thread Phil. Some questions:

    1) Is a bonus amount win (having landed the scatters normally) predetermined on the original press of a spin or is there another request sent to the provider for a bonus round result after the original spin has finished having landed the bonus?

    2) Why do streamers ask their viewers to help pick click and choose type features? Presumably engagement-related reasons but they are wilfully lying to them IMO (assuming the streamers know it is predetermined).

    3) How does Danger High Voltage programme out the possibility of landing four 6x wilds (max is three apparently) if it is completely random and technically it can land four of them on reels 2-4?

    4) How many bonus results can the provider randomly choose from when someone buys a bonus?

    in reply to: Crypto Casino Journey – Questions and Answers #125182
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    Probably your best content ever was a couple of bonus buy sessions on Spinal Tap…surely another round of that for the next video??

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