… cashpoints that are too slow
… cashpoint hoggers who spend 5 minutes withdrawing £20
… cashpoints that ask you too many questions (Santander – that is YOU!)
… cashpoints that have no money left
… cashpoints that let you enter your PIN, only then to tell you that there is no money
… cashpoints that display the blue screen of death lol
… people who call cashpoints “ATMs”
… going balls deep in a cashpoint