Forum Menu
Forum Info
- Town Status : Outlaw
- Wanted Reward: $3
- Topics Started : 3
- Replies Created : 17
Forum Replies Created
-
AuthorPosts
-
this is my company
*no linking to businesses please edited Seedy.
In short you provide IT service solutions.
It’s a difficult journey to document to be totally honest with you. Lets rewind to the beginning of the rollercoaster of a year i have had, just over a year now in fact, it started with a message telling me that i didn’t have to build the swarm on wild swarm up on a larger stake and that in fact i could do it on 20 pence and then change it to whatever stake i liked to try and pop it, upon hearing this i went straight to the game and tried it, unfilmed of course as it was just a test for me. I have always been interested in gaining an edge, whether it be on a compensated profile of a fruit machine in a pub or an online game down to anything really, if there was an advantage there to be worked out then my brain would click in to overdrive and try all sorts of ways of finding it.
My very first swarm, £1,000 deposited – nothing different there, just me and my normal starting point i am sure you would agree. So i built the swarm on 20p and i was in fact in profit after doing so to the awesome amount of around £20 from memory, it was a long time ago now! Now then, knowing nothing about the game i now wondered how it was going to trigger and i read that each bee that landed would give a chance at it opening, on the 8th bee, the hive shook and it splattered the screen, ooooh nice i though, i was on £6 stake and it had cost around £200 – looking back now we all understand how lucky that is, it could have taken fucking ages and cost loads but there it was, it went for just over 500x and paid £3,008 and i was like wow. I went again. It did the same again, paying slightly less this second time at around the 2.5k mark but again, hadn’t really cost anything and i found myself almost £6k up from 2 rotations which at the time, i’d not really experienced anything of the like, usually it was loss after loss on the slots or if i was lucky, a level session. Winning sessions didn’t really happen all that often but here i am, sat on £6k profit, what do i do now? Well i am going to speculate and try and accumulate because now i feel, i have an edge. I genuinely don’t think they intended the game to work in this way when it was first released, no other game anywhere lets you transcend the stakes with an advantage, i do believe they fucked up.
Anyway, a few rotations later and i am sat on a £15k profit and think i am king of the world. I go again…. 121 bees and my record worst activation sees me lose £9k, ok ouch i think, i had started that one on £10 stake because why not, well that is why not and i learnt from that. It wasn’t long until i had built it back up past the 15k…19k…26k…35k and at this stage, Reel King was burning a hole in my head because i believed that i could have a bloody good shot at a martingale system through the stakes on that if i had A) The Bollocks and B) The Funds well now because of Wild Swarm, I had the funds – did i have the bollocks, of course i did so off i went. I didn’t jump in at the deep end though, i rigorously tested it starting from 40p stake. It was win after win after win each session providing i was disciplined and stuck to my method. I built from there, Reel King got me to £50k then i continued to swarm, soon i was £100k up on Swarm alone (These figures have actually been posted by Casumo Andy at some point on here) and Reel King started to pay some bonkers money and build and build i did.
Of course there came losses on both of these games, big big losses at that but with a solid bank roll management system in place, i never dipped below using these games own money to play them. I got ridiculously ahead on both of these games and started to jump in at a higher stake, i started starting my Reel King journeys on £16 stake for example so when winning sessions came, they were 5 figure profits, speculating to accumulate and accumulate i did but from past experience i knew i should do something epic with the money i was winning so i bought a house. There isn’t a way on this Earth that the house purchase would ever be reversed and used to gamble, I bought the Mrs a lovely new(ish) car, i pretty much spent half a million pounds that i had won in the 6 months prior. Of course this bashed my available funds pot right down and i started again, Wild Swarm and Reel King, sensible starting stakes, some of the journeys were documented on here but they always began with a £1.60 top or a £3 top etc, wherever the staking method took me was where i ended up and yes, the end of each cycle came in the form of a huge loss but i’d factored that in, it still left me stupidly ahead each time.
This kind of money coming in from these two games enabled me to have a bit of a bash at the higher stakes, play without the worry of finding myself in the gutter if i lost a huge amount, i played to those means, i played using the pot i had built from playing these two games with their own money – people seem to forget that at the start, there was nothing different to my starting point, £1,000 deposited and off i went, had those first few sessions have gone differently then i wouldn’t have got anywhere near what i managed in the end, the stake goes higher and higher because the pot goes higher and higher, the risk is high but the reward is high, i stress again, i played with money won and my attitude there was simple, if it goes well i could set myself up for life here.
So recently i have lost a shit load on videos but off video i have had a win here or there, my last 3 trips to Vegas have yielded $60,000 profits and yes of course i know, one time i will get bitten there but i am now playing with their money even there aren’t i, that is how i see it, i went there each time with an amount of money i was comfortable losing, i didn’t lose and in fact won a shit load so now when i go there, i use that pot first. To me now, Reel King has changed, i went months and months without a losing session, genuinely months and months sometimes yet now, my last 5 or 6 sessions have been huge losses with no tops at all sometimes, rewind to when it was good for me and hitting the top 10 times in a day was common, i don’t care what anyone says, it has changed, something has been tinkered with, perhaps the percentage spread has been altered in the tiniest of ways but it just doesn’t happen now like it used to.
I am completely fine, people speculating about how these losses effect me, the answer is they don’t. The reason they don’t is because i have been wise with big chunks of these winnings and sorted myself out with bricks, mortar and wheels – none of which can be gambled away. Of course the money i have lost is a huge amount but the only reason i got to that level in the first place was playing like you see me play on those videos, it just went better didn’t it – if i never played like i played on the last video, i wouldn’t own my house and i wouldn’t have the car either so in my opinion, even if i lost every penny i have and had to start again from £0, it was all worth it because of the assets gained. As i have said, i have been there before, spending every penny i have and i do not intend to do that ever again in my life but only i will know that, only i know that i have separate pots for this that and everything, my day to day living pot continues to grow because when i add to it, it stays added, when the gambling funds are exhausted, i don’t gamble.
This notion that i can only play how i do because of affiliate earnings is absolute bollocks, i mean how much do you think i make on a monthly basis? Am i up there rivaling google or something, no i’m not. The affiliate commission is a very nice boost at the end of each month but lets think where it has to go before i get any of it, i usually give away about £6,000 of it, i have staff members and thats another few grand, i pay for a server and have my website engineer on a monthly retainer, i give an incredible amount of money to charity each month and i also send a daft amount to random people behind the scenes who aren’t as fortunate as me, i don’t shout it from the rooftops but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. There are plenty more costs associated with what i do that i just can’t think of off the top of my head but yeah, its bloody expensive. 99% of people know and understand that when they use one of my links, at some point, there will be some form of kick back from that casino in respect of that, almost all of my casino deals are CPA only as i’ve said like a broken record, this means that i get paid the same amount of money for someone that joins and loses £10,000 as someone who joins and wins £10,000. It is a one time set fee for that single player and nothing to do with losses. The crackpot opinion that i don’t make videos anymore because i don’t need to just fucks me off and is utterly stupid – i only make money when i do a new video because that is when new people sign up, i get a new CPA from a new person, if i get no new people i don’t get paid it is quite simple. I play when i want to play, i don’t believe in scheduling your gambling, i think if you play all week, everyday, streaming or video making a new video or stream every day then you are 100% business. I am 100% gambler, there is an element of schedule to mine because it is usually on a Sunday but that gives me all week to choose when i want to have a bash, it lets me play when i want to play and not because i want to make money from sign ups.
The bonkers thing is, if i was earning £10,000,000 a month, does it change the entertainment level of my videos? No, my video is my video, you see what happens and when it happens and how it happens and how it makes me feel and react, if i win you see a win, if i lose you see a loss, if i lose it over some fucktard being rude to me on the phone when i have spent a fuck ton at a casino, you hear it, it is still one of the most real windows in to online gambling that exists and even if you are a troll wanker, you can’t deny that.
So yes, my gambling has changed since these games built up big pots for me but that is exactly how i built those big pots, i won’t be apologising for that any time soon.
good answer…
Unbelievably I’ve been told to fuck off by 3 celebs. Hugh Grant, David Haye and Martin Kemp.
I bumped in to Hugh at Edinburgh airport and asked for a photo as we were on a stag do and he politely told me to fuck off as he is also entitled to a holiday
I asked David Haye for an autograph half way through a Sky Sports interview and I quote “fuck off mate I’m trying to get on the telly”
I went to see Spandau Ballet on their reunion tour and stayed in the same hotel as them, I spent time with all the band (Tony Hadley had a little bag with him at all times and wouldn’t say what was in it, It was Gary Kemp’s birthday so he went out rather than going to the hotel bar, but as luck would have it I sat next to him at Breakfast, when I mentioned I had a drink with Tony the first thing he said was “did he have his bag?”) anyway I mentioned something about Eastenders to Martin and he told me to fuck off
weirdest celebrity encounter for me was having a wee in the urinanal next to Rod Stewart in planet Hollywood and asking him “is that why they call you Rod?”
215th January 2019 at 2:59 pm in reply to: Seedy’s Christmas Bonus! The Swear Jar! 10% Giveaway! #38635I’m a fucking dumbass.. I have the same card number for 10 years & 3 times I go over to tesco to buy stuff & have forgotten my number, now I have to pay my bills.
I’m off to try again, fuck me how does that happen.. Wish me luck that I have remembered it…
Mate I’ve had the same PIN number since I was 13 (30 years) and I did exactly the same a few weeks ago……time to lay off the wine
Was this a BL4K video?
Nah one of keykeys i would imagine mate.
Ok bud, looks like from the era Dom was knocking out loads of content
To be fair to Rolla, he has had some massive wins on the slots as well. I remember that massive hit he had on Ocean’s pearl. I think Paul’s problem isn’t the slots it’s more his style of gambling. His slogan is “Because a real rock n rolla wants the fuckin lot” that should tell you everything. Even when he gets massive wins his main problem is roulette, he will literally deplete a 10k-20k balance chasing tier on the wheel. Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy. He’s the first YT streamer I started watching when he was betting smaller amounts. I’m loving the fact he’s gone back to playing Poker as I feel with his aggressive betting and balls to the wind approach that it is the most profitable game he can play. He is known for being aggressive so when he hits a hand he is normally going to get paid off due to his bluff frequency. I think he won 75,000 euros recently? If you watch the FT and his heads up match he was not getting the cards but still managed to run the guy over and finally scooped with with JK against J8 after making a massive bluff with a low suited connector against A9 iirc, guys a beast.
He played a blinder mate
One thing that struck me as odd was a well known streamer/vid maker suddenly went from £50 deposits/60p stakes to £1000 deposits/high stakes as soon as his following hit about 1000 on YouTube.
It made me wonder if that was the sort of threshold the casinos are interested in talking to players to become affiliates?
I think someone once commented that his day job was a fork lift truck driver, if that is the case depositing a grand every other day seems unrealistic or suicidal…
Same age as me vectra666 same story also.
I had a blue streak machine in my parents house when I was 15
I get get my fix from reel fruits in Maidstone…
They have a rebuilt line up in mr ps in Chatham, it’s running on the original ROMS
They’ve got 3 arcades now all within a 20 mile radius shame they’re in the arse end of nowhere. Reelfuits is better than Mr Ps
-
AuthorPosts