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[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

sorry email did not send it is sent now though

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

THAGABSTAR wrote:

If you can not go back to gambling stay away lol but if you do stay withing your limits mate

I now have a different perspective of gambling so if i was to gamble now it would be for fun rather than cash like before

that’s why I activated my accounts.

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

I posted about this earlier.

i think it needs to happen for people that need some help wether it’s just a chat advice or something else I know I’ve been on here ready to call and stop my exclusion and deposit but ready reading people’s story’s gas stopped me so it does work

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

not sure i like the term sob story but if Bandit or seedy read this how about a thread where people can ask for help and if the community chooses to we can.

whatever that may be but let’s get a place where it’s ok to ask for help no matter what it is.people can decide if they want to help nobody is being pressured but it keeps all similar topics together.

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

My girlfriend asked me earlier when I last had sex with someone that wasn’t her?

I said:

“Back in 08”

It sounds much better than ‘August’

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise.

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

Green2711 wrote:

Feel free to use this as an avatar if you want mate

 

maybe we could with a nsfw thread lol.

in all seriousness though I was told the avatar might not be ok so it’s gone.

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

I get it’s getting harder to spot the fakes but rather than jumping in on everyone we can offer help other than cash there’s a lot of people on here which means a lot of talents maybe there should be a thread for such things?

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Kelvin wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Kelvin wrote:

Not long changed it was wondering when the first comment would be lol

The bollocks won’t fly as an avatar sorry mate. There’ll be lots of people that don’t want to see that.

sorry pal will switch it off now.

done.

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The Bandit wrote:

Kelvin wrote:

Not long changed it was wondering when the first comment would be lol

The bollocks won’t fly as an avatar sorry mate. There’ll be lots of people that don’t want to see that.

sorry pal will switch it off now.

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

honestly that was my first impression but you gotta give people a chance.

if it is is it but if not the bloke is in a situation and maybe just a few positive helpful comments might make a difference.

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

Not long changed it was wondering when the first comment would be lol ?

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

Bandits new neighbour.

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”. !!!!!!

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex.

[Ke Kelvin WANTED $31 Outlaw]

My Korean girlfriend has just made me a pie from scratch.

I’m fucking gutted…..I loved that dog.

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