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No asda for the wife this month will need to send her to Aldi’s. Sorry maybe to soon. You had to hit a dead end eventually can’t win all the time as am sure you already knew. You will bounce back from this setback mate you are ‘the bandit’ after all

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Malkychamp wrote:

early bonus paid x31 bit buggy though and has crashed acouple of times

I read a review online and apparently its quite power hungry CPU wise. Not very knowledgeable on graphic card for online casinos etc but apparently this one pushes certain setups quite hard

it worked fine after afew reload the game error messages. very boring game not to impressed and the base game wins where turd hope other have better luck i i doubt i will play it again

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early bonus paid x31 bit buggy though and has crashed acouple of times

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its on casumo aswell 😀

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I wouldn’t be able to move in my local town centre every 2nd shop is a bookies haha

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Not read to much into it but at first glance its alot of tipsters. In my experience most tipsters have about as much knowledge as me and you. Normally putting high stakes on odds on things and charging you for this (tip) there prob is afew good tipsters out there but certainly not for me. If you are looking betting advice may i suggest you look into match betting ?

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THAGABSTAR wrote:

Bandit was just reading a post about some jealous arse pricks out there got to say everyone on your forum are here for the entertainment you bring us not to question if your genuine or not and if they do belive other people and be easily misslead than from all the fans and support you have they can kindley fuck off as we dont want there bullshit comments and to be honest if you was fake i would 100% still be here as im not here for what you deposit win or lose im here for the laughter your comments make i e onion headed prick you fairy fat fuck you dirty bastard and so on so keep with what you do and fuck the haters theres only one bandit mate and will never be other like you so keep your videos coming for us who love them

100% agree with this we watch for the fun and stay for the personality

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awesome win mate!! yeah jammin jars can go bonkers. Glad to hear you banked some of it. making money and having fun what more can you ask for

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Awesome win!!!! As for greatest game ever i had street racer for the mega drive in mind haha

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Hey martin welcome. not sure about actual home games but we had a (home game) set up on pokerstars sunday just past paul was going to play i believe but didnt get his account sorted in time. Check out community poker thread on here not sure when the next tourney will be but hopefully sunday ?

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Take the week off work and match bet all week loads of offers flying about for cheltenham ?

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joshnadin wrote:

Malkychamp wrote:

Welcome josh. Sounds like an awesome job you got, have you any crazy bad beat stories you have seen or any from encounters with pro players we may have heard of?

Hi Malky, thanks mate!

Of course, I have all kinds of bad beat stories; players hate me sometimes with the cards I can put out! The worst thing I ever saw whilst dealing was in a £1200 buy in event; so not a cheap amateur tournament. The board ran out K,K,A,K,K so quads with an ace kicker in the middle of the table, it was heads up at the river where player 1 went all in; player 2 tank’s for 5 minutes and then folds?!?! Somehow, player 2’s thought process at the time was he didn’t understand that no matter what hole cards he held; it was impossible for this not to be a chop pot; sigh.

In regard to the pro players, I know and deal to pretty much all of them. Sometimes at events we manage to get out for drinks with them every now and again as directly tipping is forbidden in most countries outside of the UK as this opens up collusion possibilities so they show their appreciation by pretty much letting the dealing staff have a free bar! Some of the big names I can name drop are Daniel Negreanu, Phil Ivey, Igor Kurganov (that’s me and him in my profile avatar), Phil Helmuth, John Juanda, Erik Siedel, Liv Boeree, Fedor Holz, pretty much any sponsored pro that plays EPT’s and WSOP’s. The tours also attract lots of celebrities, at my table I’ve had Kevin Hart, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad, Neymar Jr, Gerard Piqué, David Haye, Rafael Nadal and Sergio Garcia to name a few.

I always lose my shit and panic when I get the big names at my table, especially if the event is televised/streamed for the world to see you mess up. I’m always sat there like ‘Josh, you got this. Do not f**k this up!’

Oh dear haha. Well he really shouldn’t have been in that tourney if he didnt know that. Heard of pretty much all of them do they act the same on the off camera tables? I learnt to play poker by watching hours on end couldnt get enough of it when i was younger. I may have even seen you on tv before lol. We had a poker tournament on pokerstars from people off here on sunday get yourself involved if your free sundays. Not sure when next one is but check out the community poker thread on here if you fancy it.

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Welcome josh. Sounds like an awesome job you got, have you any crazy bad beat stories you have seen or any from encounters with pro players we may have heard of?

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The choice really is yours on the path you wish to take. When I was 19 my life was drinking,smoking,taking drugs and gambling. Thursday nights i would be in town drinking waiting for my pay to hit the bank at 12 o’clock at which point me and my mates would then head to the casino most nights i would leave with nothing for the remainder of week others i did take some money home. This a bit of an extreme example but fast forward 10 years out of my group of friends from when i was a teenager 1 is in jail, 1 is no longer with us, some i have no idea how they turned out. Out of the few i still speak with 1 of my best mates just recently was about to get married and had funds of 17k from his parents and grandparents and some of his own to pay for his wedding and honeymoon. It took him all of 12 minutes to waste it all on online roulette needless to say he was pretty much disowned from his family and his fiancee. So it took him 12 minutes to completely change his life, when i asked the normal questions like wtf you playing at? He was so ashamed and embarrassed he couldn’t even answer but goes to show one little slip in mindset can cause chaos .I did even attend GA meetings with him for several months and the people and stories i heard from people at those meetings really was an eye opener. Even though i never considered myself a problem gambler(still don’t) i think hearing these stories changed my outlook on gambling in general. The others are boring successful people lol. Then there is me my path also a little boring although i still play games/slots i very rarely will play roulette unless there is an offer attached that is +EV. As for the drinking/drugs and all that crap i don’t touch any of it and plan on running my first marathon this year. Although everyone is different i really do believe setting goals is the best thing you can do, whether it be daily/weekly/monthly or yearly something to aim for and focus on. In your case winning big at the beginning was maybe the worst thing that could have happened as if you just lost all the time at the beginning you most likely would have stopped alot sooner. I see alot recommend gamstop/gamban i have no experience with either but i believe just joining these may not be enough i think you need to know for yourself that you really want to quit. I would highly recommend going to a GA meeting though even if you are not wanting to speak just go and listen to others you will soon see you are not the only person with similar problems. Rambling a little now so hope you manage to enjoy your birthday mate some tough choices ahead

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To not have a cash out in 7 months in my view can’t just be unlucky. It is more than likely your playstyle or expectations of a good cashout. Do you ever get to double or triple your deposit and play on?what would it take for you to cash out? If you deposit and hit a big win 1st spin would you collect?

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