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argyl53 wrote:

2) Zero bonuses in general.  Any output of 0 from the RNG should always be displayed in the base game.  A bonus should hold some substance.

In reference to this point, a zero bonus is a very good sign the bonus rounds in that game are separately random and not determined at the point you land the scatters, e.g. Bonanza and DHV.

 

I had a DHV bonus last night, saved it and decided to do quickly do a few things and came back to it and it paid £28. Does this mean if I had chose another time to play the bonus I could have won more or less?

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Biohazard wrote:

I don’t know why, but on Reactoonz when you have a losing spin, but it still takes the time out to change a 2×2 into a big x2 character. Drives me nuts this one!

I never played Reactoonz, it looks complicated and like it requires some real concentration haha. I am glad escaped this peeve though!

ImperialDragon wrote:

1) Certain bonuses where 4 scatters isn’t necessarily better than 3 scatters.  An example of this is Sphinx Wild.  3 scatters gave me the initial £3 trigger and the bonus went for over 500x.  A few months later, I had 4 scatters which gave me an initial £10 trigger but the bonus went for 0.

2) Zero bonuses in general.  Any output of 0 from the RNG should always be displayed in the base game.  A bonus should hold some substance.

3) Eye of Horus in general (bookies slot).  I’ve given this so many chances and I’m absolutely rubbish on it.  I’ve bonused it just once and it went for 10x.  Yet I’ve seen people sat on either side of me hitting the £500 jackpot on a number of occasions now.

4) Watching people play Raging Rhino online.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen a big hit on that slot.

Exactly! Having multiple scatters for a hugely disappointing bonus is the worst. I got the rare 5 bonus symbols on Centurion on £2 yesterday. Managed to get the rare Wild Power Reels and it paid a measly £170. It’s supposed to be the best feature and I have had that pay £600+ before. At least it removed the other lower bonuses though.

^^ A Monster Rhino win courtesy of HypaLinx

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Eightblack wrote:

My real ocd is leaving a slot without a rounded balance, like I swear if I’m just about to leave DHV it will roll in a 9p win so I keep spinning until the balance evens out lol

Other than that I hate a mega tease or even worse filling all the bars on garga only to get dicked the last second

Hahaha I am similar actually. I like my balance to be on an even number and if its an odd number I convince myself it is a curse and I will not win anything until I even it out ?

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Djneeds wrote:

First 2 reel bonus mega tease donk after seeing at least 30 bonus symbols pass

? That is definitely up there on my list too!! So frustrating haha.

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*El Real Bandito ?

1) Average Stage: £2 Lowest: £2 (20p if its the last of my balance) Maximum: £4

2) Low to medium I think. DHV is the only high volatility slot I play

3) £2,500-3,000 and I think I would try my best to take it and not gamble for a while and invest it or maybe go on a relaxing trip.

Good questions btw!

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I have done a few nice things for people but nothing of note but the nicest and meanest thing that someone has done for me almost the exact same time was when I was feeling mischevious and I sneaked out at night without my girlfriends knowledge to a Casino in Perú (a district I was warned to avoid). I knew it was a bad idea as I approached in the taxi, there were gangs in the whole street, a lot of them making no attempt to hide the fact they were armed. I had been in this district in the day and it looked sketchy but at night it was literally terrifying.

I got out and rushed in, played roulette and the slots for a few hours and left with a nice profit of 1800 soles. As I left and approached a taxi, out of nowhere I had a gun firmly pressed to my abdomen and I was told to give everything I have or I will be killed and of course I obliged and just like that all my money, my phone and my passport was gone.

The taxi driver rushed me into his mototaxi, obviously seen I was very shaken. He seen it all and I said my girlfriend was gonna kill me ?. He took me to a local restaurant and bought me a menú (a cheap meal consisting of a starter, main and a drink), he took me to the Police station and waited for me the whole time I was there to report my passport stolen so the embassy could provide emergency documents) and when I was done he drove me all the way back to the apartment.

The kindest thing about this was this guy barely made enough to survive day to day and provide for his family and he gave up his whole night of trying to earn money to help a stupid gringo and genuinely never expected any money it. He geninely done it from the heart but of course I told him to wait and I went and I woke up my missus for my bollocking and to borrow some money to give to this hero for helping me out.  Ended up giving him 700 soles (£175).

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I don’t think so. I think the Remote Gambling Duty is being raised to 21% and the Bookmakers FOBT’s will have a max bet of £2.

Those are the two main things affecting the UK Gambling Industry at the moment.

Most Online Casino’s operate from Gibraltar or Malta and the only thing I can think of affecting the UK gambling industry is if Gibraltar’s sovreignty is ceded to Spain as a result. Not likely, but definitely a possibility.

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Retroloser wrote:

THAGABSTAR wrote:

@retroloser just wondering how your little one is doing mate is he any better

Thanks for asking mate , second night of been keeped in ,my turn last night to sat with him lack of sleep is a killer up here ,he is improveing just alot of test just waiting for results,
His oxagain levels are not were they should be ,hes in a room by our self just incase what he has spreads,
everyone comeing into room need masks and gloves ,to be on safe side ,hopefully the results are back today,
Im hopeing to be out with him today hopefully ,drinking has improved alot but not its his oxagain levels,
iv took a few days off but im sopose to be back 2mo hopeing for the best,
thanks will update when i get a chance

Sounds like an improvement. You must be worried an exhausted with all this! Sounds like he is a little soldier and will be fine!!

I see you are from Ireland, which part? Anywhere near Offaly?

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Steller wrote:

Monito wrote:

Another example of why the NHS should be privatised. Most Doctors don’t give a crap any more, they got their funding for you and will try their damn best not to give certain treatments to save as much as they can. These days you literally need to be arrogant and fight for acceptable care because if not, you are just going to be fobbed off more often than not.

If it was private and operated through insurance policies, they would need to improve care and their service as they would strive to be your primary health care provider to stop you spending money elsewhere.

I hope your son feels better soon, I am sure he willl be well soon. All the best at work too, sounds like its gonna be a tiring one!

Sorry, but you are making gross generalisations there. Yes,the NHS does not work perfectly all the time in every hospital and there is the odd Doctor and Nurse that “dont give a crap” and at mistakes are made. However, most of the time the vast majority of the NHS staff do a fantastic job! Wonderful with my mum on her regular visits (she brings them a box of chocolates cuz they’re so lovely) and with me  when i broke my arm. Just watch any episode of 24 hours in A and E and see what a great job they’re doing for us day in day out.

Certainly not saying they are all bad. I agree they do some fantastic work but some trusts are severely below standard, in many cases at no fault of their own but it does risk patient care.

They will always be good at things you have mentioned like injuries and how they have cared for your Mum which is great, but I am certain there has been other people in very similar situations as you who received below standard care. It depends on the trust who is offering the services in my opinion.

Most complaints come from long term illness care, mental health care and infection control which needs to be fixed asap before it gets worse. You never need to look too far to find a horror story regarding the NHS.

It’s just a case of a minority letting down what could be something truly amazing (like it used to be)

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Mr B wrote:

You do realise the NHS was born a business ? yes, access for all. So what you are really saying is juggle it around a bit different and a mix happens for who gets richer. I studied systemics for 3 decades of my own accord and I realise the fatal flaw.

Life over money Money over life

You can’t be against one and not champion the other.

Regardless of the way it is operated the main important thing is patient care which drastically needs improving so if it involved juggling it around then I think thats the best option. If it was private, money won’t be wasted as it is constantly now, people won’t get treatments they don’t actually need (saving money) and the care will improve because the provider is not getting their funds up front as they do now so currently, in their eyes, they have got their money so they care less about you or your care.

Obviously a lot of good things do happen in the NHS, and some trusts perform better than others in terms of patient care but it has constantly decreased in recent years.

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Zoep89 wrote:

I still have a cyst on my face, because having have an appointment for 12pm (means nothing) getting there for 11am, do checks waiting watching people go in and out. 4pm rolls on i have had enough go to the desk oh the surgeon who should be doing it is not here, so you will have to bee seen by another not so good surgeon. I just walked out, as for privatising the NHS it will go the way of everything else (Higher prices for us shoddier services and worser care) who pays for it while the fat cats get rich? That’s right the people at bottom who already get shafted.

Hope the baby and the family are okay.

The prices won’t be much higher. Insurance would be regulated so its more affordable and of course low income members of society would have subsidised or free insurance policies in order to get cheaper or free healthcare.

If the money is not given to the health provider directly then they are more inclined to offer a better service.

Some of the best healthcare systems in the world run on private models.

Everyone has their own view of course, but my and many others experience with the NHS has been bad so I won’t glorify it like the nation does.

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Another example of why the NHS should be privatised. Most Doctors don’t give a crap any more, they got their funding for you and will try their damn best not to give certain treatments to save as much as they can. These days you literally need to be arrogant and fight for acceptable care because if not, you are just going to be fobbed off more often than not.

If it was private and operated through insurance policies, they would need to improve care and their service as they would strive to be your primary health care provider to stop you spending money elsewhere.

I hope your son feels better soon, I am sure he willl be well soon. All the best at work too, sounds like its gonna be a tiring one!

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I remember there was an old slot with red 7’s, bars and fruits and there were 3 machines and you could choose a machine to play on and each machine had a seperate jackpot (except the top one which was shared). I wish I could remember the name of it.

I won the mini and midi progressive jackpot many times. Yes it was less than £50 each time but still a progressive jackpot nonetheless! ??

I have never won a big main progressive jackpot though 🙁

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DEVIL4POSTER wrote:

I’ve had the bottom jackpot on rainbow Jackpots before for about £500 can’t remember what site think it may have been casumo but it was ages ago so can’t remember exactly

Ah thats good to hear. I am more optimistic that its real now! Except for the fact the main jackpot only seems to drop between 11-12 in the evening haha

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Oh I see. That clears that up then. I wondered why nobody was sharing their William Hill wins on social media. They were won elsewhere too ?

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