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Xbobmad wrote:

Hey @seedy can you send me @mr-b email address to my registered email (or mine to his) since he doesn’t use the twitter’s!

When you get chance, no rush its just to send him his mug, he can wait ??

He agreed to it here (GDPR etc booooo)

Mr B’s Photoshop thread

 

Ta chuck ?

spose I better pick these back up then ?

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This could be done but it would need to be stringent. IE Bandit couldn’t be hoped or expected to be the fall back guy and save the day. People wouldn’t have to put in matching amounts because percentages would be the order of the day however it would need to be limited to a set amount of people if that were the case otherwise 14,000 people could put in a quid each and that would be an accounting nightmare. lol

With that said, of course, when the pot of money is lost, that’s game over. I would also add that bandit himself could add some to the pot and share the percentage.

I don’t think there are any laws against this being done as a “group pull”. Brain Christopher does it all the time, although in person.

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argyl53 wrote:

All i know for certain is that if a computer is used for the RNG then the results can never be truly random.

Yes, this is correct. Computers are by definition deterministic state machines. They run algorithms and if given the same input, an algorithm will always produce the same output. But the input to the algorithm can be truly random. If for example it’s based on measuring the intervening time it takes for two Cesium 137 isotopes to decay (a natural sub-atomic level event which is truly random), there is no way to know in advance what number will be given to the computer with which to produce a pseudo-random number. It cannot be manipulated, it cannot be foreseen, thus the result can be considered random.

And all of it is governed by the RTP.

 

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I’m having a bad day, you are going to pay for it. Or at least feel it, like it’s your fault.
I don’t understand, so again you are going to pay for it…. or at least……….
I do NOT CARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or at least….

I think Bandit should explain if he chooses to. I also think it’s great we can understand.

He makes me laugh. I laugh when I maybe shouldn’t but the outbursts are hilarious. He also doesn’t make us watch 300 dead spins, which he has to watch just so he can click record, although I’m not sure why he says click play.

He gave me a bonus because I was suffering the wrath of 1,000 dead spin Capt Bob and when it wasn’t good enough, he tripled it, out of his own pocket, for no other reason than he felt like it. I’m still amazed.

He tolerates us. He puts up with us. Ok I’ll stop now. Will I fuck. Trolls, people genuinely having bad days,weeks,years. We can genuinely vent here. We don’t get silenced or made to feel like we must shy away from being who we are, expressing what has happened.

I have one critique of the forum and that is when some members resort to mocking someone who appears to be suffering. Maybe they don’t get their story out right, something doesn’t seem legit.. so it’s easy to think “this dudes taking the piss” and resort to a backlash of some sort. Well, we live and learn…… we all start off immature in life.

I actually feel comfortable here. Unless one of you nicks my pillow…
For the record, I haven’t signed up to any of Bandits links, but that’s because I was already signed up.

Props to the bandit and his wifey. Ok I’ll STFU now.

 

Great forum, never in doubt.

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Oh wow, you fixed it. I went to get you a reel king top you could equally be proud of and got dragged away like I am some washing machine service engineer. Anyhow….

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Seems to me that’s trying to say the RTP is last in line when we all know it’s first in line. I agree on the faked random factor but that is dictated by the RTP. The RTP of course is the profit margin more than it is the customers guarantee.

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Thisgirl2019 wrote:

Forgive me if I’m wrong but isn’t that fraud?

i doubt that’s a good idea too do if they trace it back to you!

Not if it’s true as stated. because if you signed up to a months trial, then didn’t use the service but were charged for two years, they have had money for nothing. They have a record of usage.

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blacko1974 wrote:

Mr B wrote:

I’m not a drinker. Worst illness on the planet.

LOL

If you knew the reasons why, there’d be very little left to laugh about.

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I’m not a drinker. Worst illness on the planet.

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I’m glad bandit supports the reality of gambling. In fact I respect him even more for it.. but then, if he didn’t I wouldnt have any respect for him.

I do however think we could all take a step back and breath at times. I’m not perfect and will never profess to be, nor will I be pointing fingers but some of you on this thread could indeed do with stepping away and coming back to read what you have written.

bandit welcomes good and bad stories
bandit doesn’t welcome judgemental hateful or flamethrower type situations on here

Just something to be mindful of guys… like i say, I’m not perfect.

Lets all just chill and reflect. This thread is horrible.

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Nothing exciting was happening with the darts at that point but this is what really happened.

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They say the RNG works with things like white noise and because that is said to be random, that is the core of the generator. However the constraint is the house edge RTP.

So it’s in fact bullshit no matter what because the RTP has to precede the RNG.

Zynga, makers of Zynga Poker claimed to use a double shuffle. Sure, they might…. but think about that when it comes to how useless the first shuffle is or must be, to need a second one and how efficient it is in total maybe some would say a third or 100th is needed.

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For the record, I didn’t want to do this nor encourage it. So here’s the cleaned template so that everyone can have a go. I honestly won’t be back shortly with an explicit rude and well, xrated meme. Honest.

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Green2711 wrote:

Mr B wrote:

>> At the left of the address bar (http…..) there’s a lock, click it and click allow. Click reload (may have to click on the black screen first). VS is notorious for this it is a flash allow issue. Ask first, isn’t asking first.

Cheers mate, this worked perfectly! Perhaps you should apply for a job on the tech desk at VS as you solved it so much faster than them haha considering it’s a common issue I would have assumed that would have been the first thing they suggested!

Free spins paid a whopping 19p! Think I’l book that holiday to Barbados now :’).

You’re more than welcome. Welcome to the dodgy world of rusty web browsers and broken addons that have a trillion updates but are never finished/fixed. However with such a whopping return, I’m truly eager about my tip 😀

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