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Steve-o……..this story is bloody oscar worthy. Especially with guest starring role and cameo of none other than Paul Rolla himself.

TBC keeps me on this page refreshing now while my quarter pounders cook in the oven

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Fucks sake Bandit…………just show us the picture of your house which you’ve been plating in gold all day and your door knocker is the little fat man.

Haha, can’t wait to read what happened this evening. Lovely little bed time story for sure! 🙂

(p.s. hope people appreciate the time, effort and cash you put into creating entertainment for us loyal viewers)

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Why or who has reported this topic for inappropriate content?? Anyone have an idea @seedy @thebandit?

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Bandit, stop explaining yourself and making the people who are just here to troll and stress you out feel like they are being heard. Just ignore them and they’ll go away eventually.

People forget that you put hours of your own time into creating ‘entertainment’ for the masses (i put in inverted commas, just because some fucker will not see it as entertainment, but whatever). Anyway, you dont force anyone to do anything and if people are happy to pay a concert ticket to see someone live or pay their TV license to not go to prison, then I kinda see what you’re doing as the same thing.

We as loyal followers and gamblers are simply paying for entertainment, but we have a choice not to if we dont’ want to be affilliated with you.

Right, realise I’m waffling now, but you get what I mean. You’re a fucking top lad and your videos are, for me, the best out there and no-one does it better or comes close to your level of entertainment and personality.

Ok, waffle over!

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Right Bandit, I’m fucking fed up with you and your big wins your steaming pile of amazing cow dung! (i’m typing this and laughing by the way).

Anyway, your journey is toooooo fucking amazing and in all honesty I’m one of those plonkers trying to emulate it on 20p stake for now with no luck.

Here are the stats so far:

Spin – 1348

Ladders – 586

Highest Rung on the yellow path – 2 from the top

Deposits – £100

So not broken the bank at all………….but please can you just tell me, how do you do it? Do you use a super slow-mo camera to see when it flashes yellow and then bang, or have you linked it to your mouse click so it does it for you. Or do you have the magic secret of a lucky cat called Fred and a mate called Dave that brings you the winnings?

Haha, either way, you’re a legend and I hope that by the end of the month you’ve hit £100k profit on the game and I finally get a top.

All that’s missing from that TV setup is a 7.1 surround sound system and once the fibre is in, then imagine hitting a top on that 85″ screen with that “de de de de de duh duh duh do do tun tun tun” music playing on the speakers when you hit the top………EPICNESS!!

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Me likey a lot! Nice on Steve my son!

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I just have to say Fuck Off Bandit (in the nicest way possible), hahahah!

You absolute cock wart of a legend! I dunno how you do it? Is it magic fingers, magic mouse, magic Mrs B, or is it Fred the Cat?

Whatever it is, it’s just un-fuck-ing-believeable! And long may it last. I could literally read these threads all day long to see what everyone is saying, but there’s nothing more exciting when you “The Bandit” has just posted seconds ago on the thread and you see that shiny yellow brick road with another top!

Can I just send you £1000 to stream with and if it’s a loss then so be it and if it’s a profit, then you can keep 50% of the profit?

Nice one again bud!

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It’s got zero wagering, but it’s always good to have a gamble with free cash and even better to get a decent cashout with it

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Would have to be Jessica Alba for me. I mean…..have you seen her in Sin City

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You guys and girls are all legends!

I’m sorry to hear you’re going through a tough time @realwhiskers but trust me you’re gonna get through it. You seem pretty genuine and hard working.

I’m in a very similar boat to you but right now making sure any debt payments are made before I stupidly go and spunk the rest. I’d definitely try and not worry so much and it’s important to find a hobby or something to do to take your mind off things. Theres plenty to do that doesn’t cost any money like go for a run or a walk and take in some fresh air. Listen to feel good music as others have suggested .

Most important thing is to talk to StepChange and even to those closest to you and people will understand and help.

As pretty much everyone else has suggested, I’m more than happy to chat or help in some way that I can just to put a smile on your face. Take it easy buddy.

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That Range is a beauty and bet mini bandit is buzzing with his mini motor .

Would you mind giving us a bit of a summary of total ins and outs for this thread and if possible what you’re left with after big ticket items .

It must feel amazing to just have that cash in your bank account knowing you got a house and a new car all thanks to cold hard tax free winnings!

Love this thread. Best read on the internet everyday!

I was honestly hoping to emulate a bit of your luck today on the 1st payday of the year but instead spunked £1140.  Never mind . The year is still young .

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Gotta be £1781

Is it all pounds coins or did you sneak in a few £2 coins in there as well Steve?

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That video is brilliant! Amazing what Steve spews out during a stream!

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Haha Steve you crack me up! As much as we’ve all in some way, shape or form talked about a loss being due. I say fuck it mate. Long continue the wins buddy.

Hope in another two weeks you’ll be a further £70-£80k in profit!!

Did you get the Mrs her F-Pace today?

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Bandit, what a story and I love every minute of everything you do. Been watching you from back in the day on the Jackpotty forums and on the bandits in real life with buddylove and co. All I have to say is massive respect to you and I hope you continue to buy things that will make you and your family happy knowing full well it’s from the casino winnings.

And what a lot of people don’t understand or appreciate is the sheer time and effort it takes to make the videos you put out for us to watch. It can be both mentally and physically draining as much as it is to sit in an office 9-5 everyday doing a “normal” job.

I was hoping to be in a similar position to you buddy having won the biggest amount ever in Sept 2017 but then spunked it all in 4minutes (separate thread i put about biggest tilt of my life on videoslots). Then 2018 started off as an amazing year and found myself clearing all manner of debts and being £40k up after all was said and done and then somehow have ended the year just over £10k in the red. But shit happens and it won’t stop me from gambling as I have a job, but the dream is a house. Definitely will get there, but it’s all about location.

Anyway, enough babble! Massive respect and hope the slots keep paying and you keep buying shit and one day I might just shake your hand if you decide to do a meetup and share a pint or ten while we do our nuts in on the fruitys or down the casino!

Nice one!

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