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Alas, sorry to disappoint my fellow forum members, this isnt a looking for love ad.
I’m getting married this year and its save to say I’m absolutely bricking it. I’m 30 at the moment and still feel like Im 18 and too young but hey ho gotta settle sometime.
My problem is I am so antisocial and hate getherings as such.
Any advice for the day? Bricking my speech, havent a clue what im going to say.
Any insights into married life and what to expect?
Im brushing off all my thoughts and worries but its just around the corner and before you know it ill be in the worlds smallest handcuffs haha.
Also Ive vowed to cut my gambling down somewhat so we can continue saving for the big day!
Fucking shitting it hahah
When in the year are you doing it mate? Is it a UK wedding?
Married life is much the same as unmarried life to be totally honest, you just have an extra piece of paper lol
I was shitting it for my speech too but as soon as people start laughing, it’s all good and with me, it wasn’t long lol I’d had a few pints beforehand shhhh don’t tell er indoors ?
Its in October, i keep thinking Ive got ages but its guna fly by and be here before I know it, im just not willing to accept that yet haha.
Yea mate, UK wedding, the church shabang, the blessings the lot 🙁 lol
Have you ever heard of MGTOW? Ha ha.
I’m really against men throwing their lives away getting married where most men are just being used as providers.
Whilst I love my son with every fibre of my being, getting married was the worst decision I’ve ever made, all those jokes you hear about nagging and the sex drying up…..well, they are true.
Good luck.
What is MGTOW?
Yea seen this morning, something about people self excluding being able to change a few personal details to allow them to continue playing. Stupid really cos if they win theyre guna have to forfeit it when the casino finds out.
Thanks again for the replies guys, great advice for the speech, ill have to refer back to this thread when it comes to writing it.
Sidenote: this thread got reported for inappropriate content haha
Also Im definately planning on sinking a few before the speech (just enough for dutch courage dw) and totally plan on getting bladdered afterwards to erase as much of it as I can lol
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Great advice so far guys! In work atm and have many more questions but will wait til I get home.
I have 4 brothers a best man father of the bride and two ushers so Im dreading the trip to the suit shop on monday!
Luckily Im marrying a girl who parents are quite well off so big expenses like the venue and dress etc are all sorted but fuck me this aint cheap haha.
The misses made me pay £140 for save the date thingies!
This is exactly the response I was looking for! It also proves to everyone you’re no mug (anymore) when it comes to gambling and youve turned it into something lucrative for you!
Well played my man. Maybe as this thread grows you can share some little anecdotes with us also?
Thing is I don’t think you can copy what Bandits done, its been through his own experiences that have helped him to learn imo
Things happen for a reason and each of those losses made him look for answers. You can take what he offers on board but I don’t think you truly emulate what he’s done. I’ve always thought he might have been alone for a while which might have helped him? no friends or family etc so he used gambling as a way of keeping himself busy, but that sounds not right because he’s married with a kid in 2010, although could have been before that where he started to make breakthroughs.
Not trying to emulate him atall! Was jusy curious to the rise of this genuine lad we call The Bandit and thanked him for his essay of a reply which is exactly what I expected. If you ask me his reply solidifies the fact that he has his head on the right way.
Gambling is generally a bad thing and has alot of negative connotations attatched to it but there are pro slot/poker/roulette players out there who make a killing!!
As The Bandit has said many many times, hes not advocating people copying him, he’s completely transparent with his loses and state of mind. Credit where its due.
In my eyes he’s doing absolutely nothing wrong, providing us all with free entertainment and even an iiinsight into how he does it.
Cant say more than that really.
11Gotta wonder if the variance is in your favour on the lower stakes sometimes.
Nickslots seems to have insane luck on this slot.
Never tried it myself but I know it would probably end up the same way as you guys.
Slots probably decide if theyre going to payout on a bonus etc they calculate it in terms of x rather than £, I dont know but for a slot to say “lets pay out £500” is a bit shit if your on £10 spins (50x) but if your on 10p stake it looks amazing being 5000x.
I dunno haha
This is exactly the response I was looking for! It also proves to everyone you’re no mug (anymore) when it comes to gambling and youve turned it into something lucrative for you!
Well played my man. Maybe as this thread grows you can share some little anecdotes with us also?
11Most importantly, was your phone on mute? Lots of vunerable kiddies about and we dont want the next generation running around shouting many of steves one liners do we 🙂
1Welcome dude!
Nice influx of new members after the latest video! Let’s hope this creates some more interesting conversations!
Unfortunately can’t play this now 🙁 Picked up an extra evening shift in work! Must be mad aye but gotta pay the bills!
Goodluck to all those involved and if it’s any consolation I would have won the bloody thing anyways 😀
£36 fucking quid. Doesnt sound right but its too late at night for me to figure out. If its unsolved by morning ill get my monacle out.
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