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Green2711 wrote:

Well it all started around I’d say 15 years ago. Seedy was a young lad at this stage riding around on a skateboard, wearing his vans and a cap with “Obey” printed on it. One day he was out with Bandit and this drunk old fool outside Ladbroke called them over, he’d just been in weatherspoons for a swift cider before losing all his money playing wish upon a jackpot in laddies… He offered them some seeds in exchange for £20 so he could “have another bash” on wish upon a jackpot. For some reason Seedy took him up on his deal, probably feeling sorry for the old chap. Anyway they decided to plant the seeds in Bandits back garden and low a behold a few years later a money tree sprouted and it was at that point that Bandit started to delve into the world of online slots.

True story although Seedy never did manage to master the kick flip.

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Malkychamp wrote:

not sure if i will get on tonight, can prob get into town to get another headset tomorrow though

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat but I was going to get on tonight ??

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Green2711 wrote:

argyl53 wrote:

I wouldn’t say the bubble’s burst but the market is heavily saturated now and it’s harder even for well established big name streamers to attract new sign ups and keep up their revenue. Seems like everyone and their mum has a slot channel on YouTube now, but unless you’re getting 50 affiliate sign ups per video it’s going to cost you more to make the content than you get back. And it’s annoying me now the increasingly dodgy looking casinos being promoted in this desperate chase for revenue, “Hey guys, Gary Smith Slots here back for another session, I’m over at Super Jackpot Win Win Win Triple Seven Slot Heaven Casino Dotcom today, if you want to click my link and sign up they’re doing 200% bonus on your first deposit…” You click and check the terms, £100 deposit with £200 bonus, have to wager £200,000 to make a withdrawal, bonus winnings capped at £25.

Pretty much this. Everyone is after a slice of that juicy affiliate pie but due to changes in UK law with gambling and the oversaturation of the market I believe most to be struggling, even the big streamers will have taken a hit with the amount of streamers after your sign up nowadays and with the sheer number of people trying to do affiliate gambling that pie is now a lot less juicy.

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn you finally got a day off??? Not seen you in ages dude.

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Xbobmad wrote:

I’m rubbish at stuff that needs to use two thumbsticks to move

Might make a special guest appearance on an F1 2018 race sometime though

Untitled goose game on pc

I will get on it again at some point mate ????

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Djneeds wrote:

Im on it but on ps4 so i dont know how it works if we are on different consoles

I will have to look mate I dunno if the cross play covers xbox to ps4 ?

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Eightblack wrote:

I’ve been looking at getting an xbox now I’m earning again, could do with the distraction lol what’s the crack with all this online shit these days? It looks well better now.. I haven’t gamed since playing zombies split screen on the 360 lol

Graphics are much better online cost 50 sheets a year though and its 60 for the new COD. ? other than that it’s a good crack mate xbox one s is cheap second hand check facebook sphok or gumtree.

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Quazzi wrote:

I’m on my honeymoon at the moment, but I also brought my Xbox (mostly for streaming movies/TV from the hotel) and I have MW so could possibly squeeze a game in with you. Thing is the internet here is dog shite for multiplayer gaming.

Sooo.. wait til I’m home and we’ll give it a good bashing

All good quazzi lad was the wedding all good. And how was the speech ??

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Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Was sat on the train with that “ why “ expression for ten minutes ….pretty sure the trolly lady thought I was being ironic when I asked for a cuppa and a Kit Kat…..

honestly that game ……..

Trolly lady holy shit you was on one of those expensive trains O_O

The question is did you cross your legs the break the kit kat in half with cuppa in full view on the table??? i’m pretty sure that was the advert!!

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It has been answered before dude and yes reel king was a big part and swarm was a hefty wedge as well other than that he has previously traded on the exchange played fruits and recently has done pretty well on some horse tips.

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Seyahkram1977 wrote:

I’m not really complaining or moaning ( because a few weeks ago I told somebody to “suck it up “its the “volatility game “ blah blah blah) buuutttttttt kingmaker, train down to London , have a go, “ wouldn’t it be nice to get all flags to ten each ?” Why yes , yes it would….. oh 5 each lovely ….. 10 each nice …..55 and a trigger ? very nice…..right 7 spins let’s have some

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2 one

3 win

4 in

5 seven

6 spins

7  fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

like I said …. no jade …. all good …. it’s the game …. excuse me whilst I scream into this pillow and then eat it

Your posts do make me chuckle lol I do hope the pillow was relatively unharmed after you used it as a sound dampener.

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Silsal wrote:

Ok I just realised that gambling has taken over my life after spending my whole wages this month, I basically blew over 2k left myself with 90 quid this morning and guess what I have no blew that, I haven’t paid my rent for 4 weeks and I am already on a court order so now they have said they will apply for a warrant for eviction, I have literally not got a pot to piss in, where the hell do I go from here, it’s been over 10 long years of gambling and I have had enough I want to stop I really do but how do you start, I need an instant fix of stopping, not counselling it takes so long I need something to happen today.

I can’t speak to anyone about this in my family because it’s embarrassing, a 40 odd year old woman blowing all her money on gambling, but I am sick of it and it’s now the end of the road for me.

 

It’s too late to do anything about your previous losses and you say this is a problem you have had for 10 years so this is the steps you should start to take. Gamstop register for it now! this will block a good majority of all online casinos. If you are someone that plays in a bookies or an arcade you need to leave your purse at home on purpose then head out your door to self exclude from all your local bookies and arcades. this will restrict you a decent amount.

I know you said you want a instant fix but if you have done the first things i said now’s the time you seek help either group or therapy yes it takes time but you have put things in place to help you get started. I do hope you can find a better path and have much better future ahead once your doing all you can to stop.

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Haz40 wrote:

Seedy wrote:

Winningbird wrote:

On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was that’d mean I really have to know where he wasn’t.

 

^ probably seedys response to asking where bandit is. It’s from shrek before you all burn your brains out trying to think

Hahahahahahah i like that.

Luckily for me i didn’t look on the forum all sunday as i was busy fixing a car and then had pumpkin duties with the kids i was a carving genius lol. Hope you all had a good weekend I also got to play some COD with our very own Malkychamp on saturday night.

I vaguely remember Saturday night or was it Sunday morning ??

I’m not sure you remember anything @Haz40 you had a few sherberts pahahahahahahahahaha good win on the poker btw 🙂

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THEBARON wrote:

so i havent gambled since my last post were i was pissed up and proceeded to spend a shit load of money like a utter bellend and i can honestly say ive felt miles better stress free not worrying about things are chasing more money just been content with what ive got and putting in more time at work buying things for christmas instead of spunking mi money on stupid things not saying i wont gamble again but i certainly wont drink and gamble cause ive made silly mistakes in that situation to many times now  if i do it will be on the smallest stakes possible the xbox as been getting hammered though on mi days off work keep mi mind off slotting and its worked quite well supposed thats what its all about finding something else to do because with me alot of the times i slot its boredom watched the bandits last video aswell and it was pretty brutal also seen lots of post off others with losses and stuff and how they cant pay for this and that and to be honest it makes me not want to gamble hope everybody who has fked up finds a solution and gets sorted before Christmas ive been there miself and theres always a way forward just finding what works best for you hope everyones having a happy monday

Glad to see you are taking timeout mate and doing other things which is good 🙂 also i see your a xbox player O_O let me know your tag ill add you im SEEDY on xbox live 🙂 I can be found on there most days as my wife hates me pahahahhaahahahahah

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Winningbird wrote:

On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was that’d mean I really have to know where he wasn’t.

 

^ probably seedys response to asking where bandit is. It’s from shrek before you all burn your brains out trying to think ??

Hahahahahahah i like that.

Luckily for me i didn’t look on the forum all sunday as i was busy fixing a car and then had pumpkin duties with the kids 🙂 i was a carving genius lol. Hope you all had a good weekend I also got to play some COD with our very own Malkychamp on saturday night.

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Winningbird wrote:

I spewed for you seedy.. proper ‘spewerama’ as bandit would say

Pahaha I was counting carrots for a while after ???????? it’s all fine though but defo a spewarama moment ????

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