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  • in reply to: Pull My Cracker!! #84292
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    eejit101 wrote:

    I believe the answer is something like “What do you get when santa visits your garage or shed or something”

    Ahhhhhh ya welsh wizard ………….your dominance in knowledge is second to none

    in reply to: Pull My Cracker!! #84285
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    Xbobmad wrote:

    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    “You’ve got three extra hoes.” What’s the question

    What’s the best thing about buying a pack of 3 Donuts ?

    That’s 1

    in reply to: Pull My Cracker!! #84284
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    eejit101 wrote:

    Thats holes.

    “you get three extra Hoes”

    Whats the best thing about the current low priced, buy one get 3 free prostitute offer in Warrington?

    Ohhh I wish this was the answer

    in reply to: Old videos #84270
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    Xbobmad wrote:

    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    between now and the 25th, how many doughnuts can you sneak into the comments section

    That’ll be a laugh ?

    Do it …….

    in reply to: Old videos #84267
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    Xbobmad wrote:

    ahhh ha ha “ that’ll be doughnuts “ laughed out loud …Xbob you should do a game , between now and the 25th, how many doughnuts can you sneak into the comments section ….imagine in the middle of mouthing off session Xbobmad rocks up ……..” doughnuts”, somebody lost their nan ……” doughnuts “ bandit looses 60k …… “should have played doughnuts “

    in reply to: Pull My Cracker!! #84266
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    Seedy wrote:

    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    Seedy wrote:

    Ok a little bit of Christmas fun I’m going to say the answer to a Christmas cracker joke and you have to put in the question to that answer. ????? so without waiting any longer here is the first….

    A. There days are numbered!

    Good luck ??

    Why is it bad to be an advent calendar ?

    Ding ding dong seyahkram pulled my cracker!!!! We are still on a break btw!! Bert the Llama say hi…

    More coming soon about to drive.

    Ha Burt  the lama …see only a man who spelled their days with there days could call a lama Burt……. deffo on a break ….( I feel the ban hammer closing) ???

    in reply to: Pull My Cracker!! #84263
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    Ahhh fuck I posted that?  Shit I was going to leave it … so people could have some fun … sorry boys ….

    one in return … sorry seedy Man

    “You’ve got three extra hoes.” What’s the question

    in reply to: Pull My Cracker!! #84261
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    Seedy wrote:

    Ok a little bit of Christmas fun I’m going to say the answer to a Christmas cracker joke and you have to put in the question to that answer. ????? so without waiting any longer here is the first….

    A. There days are numbered!

    Good luck ??

    Why is it bad to be an advent calendar ?

    in reply to: So here it is merry Christmas #84246
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    Winningbird wrote:

    asfish wrote:

    Winningbird wrote:

    I asked my daughter what she wanted to do on her birthday the other day. She said she wanted to put the xmas tree up so its officially xmas in our house. ?? not bought a single present yet.. but the tree is up ?

    A top 10 of the year would be decent, but i think we will have seen those top 10 in lots of other streams. Maybe a single provider series?

    I went to the garden center last weekend to see what the trees were like, no intention of getting one then as I usually get the tree up around the 7th.

    I took my 6.5-year-old son with me and he ended up getting so upset that we weren’t getting a tree that I had to put my foot down and buy a live small one around 2ft high! So had a tree of sorts up for a week.

    Back next weekend for a bigger one, the smaller one will be planted in the garden in January

     

    Hard to say no sometimes ain’t it ? at least you’ll have a pretty new tree for the garden ?

    I love real xmas trees, I just dont have the strength to carry them to and from the car.. nor would it fit in my car ?

    Ahhh but your missing the trick ….. you get the tree ….  tie the tree to your daughters back …then attach the sleigh to the tree and sit back in sleigh comfort, as the little one effortlessly runs you back home from b and q….. fool proof

    in reply to: Old videos #84245
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    Yeah , been asking Over the few months, seedy suggested that they will one day ( maybe ) come back … but the games would be super old and the games would be different and so on, I’d still like to see them because the bandits got some good shit on those vids ….and some classic laugh out moments …..

    in reply to: Depressed about 40th birthday #84244
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    Jeffepic wrote:

    So depressed right now my 40th birthday is coming on the 7th of December and the wife just told me she’s got me an after shave set for £10.  for her birthday  earlier in the year I bought her £125 westlife concert tickets for her and a friend to go see them on the day of her birthday.which wasn’t cheap for a stay home dad I saved for ages. I have been hinting all year that it’s my 40th and this is what I get in return nothing not even a night out why am I even here on this planet at least my 4 year old son knows he keeps asking is it your birthday today. Don’t know even what to think I’m that depressed

    What are You upset  about ? the gift or is it the big 40, (but your pretending it’s the gift?)  women are fucking brilliant at birthdays and if it is your 40th I doubt she’d go to the “office” on Monday bragging she got a £10 aftershave to celebrate this mile stone …so winningbird is probably on the money, it’s just a diversion , if not well six pack of beers, the biggest kebab this side of the UK, and the best arnie film you can find …..

    equally don’t measure each other by gift size, that’s bad karma to begin with ….

    seedys advice is spot on by the ways…

    ps when your birthday hits, if she couldnt be the one making it happy for you don’t let her be the one that makes it miserable for you …make it good for you, ..

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    in reply to: Gonna leave the forum #84217
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    That’s cold… jean Claude van damme cold .?

    in reply to: Gonna leave the forum #84215
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    “Probably had no friends in school and still lives with his mother masterbating into a sock because no women would ever go near him .”

    apparently  Rbreen91 lives with his mother and she masturbates into socks because she can’t get a woman, and she’s identifies as a man?

    ..Ha soooo this is why punctuation is important ……..comma man …. why we so afraid of the comma ……. (or this could be true and we should set up a charity for Rbreen91 hardship ASAP  ) ……

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    in reply to: Old videos #84169
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    No luck , bandit had issues with you tube and decided to shelf his catalogue of work … there are a few people online who have uploaded old vids, but the big man has drawn a line in the sand and started again … which are the vids you see now ..

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    in reply to: RTP of slots and why it matters (VideoSlots) #84135
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    Malkychamp wrote:

    Starting to think some people just watch the vids to find things to bloody whine about. Why is it so hard to believe that some of us don’t care about RTP or the maths behind it

    Amen

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