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Bandit was never going to survive getting into bed with Chip.
……..and just like that, it all made sense
Explain that one…
DOA 2 gave me such a fucking near miss once, first spin 4 wilds all on the same win line. Didn’t hit the fifth 😐 it was about a 500x win if I remember rightly but it was so close to glory I could have cried
Captain venture gave me a line that was captain, scatter, Captain Captain Captain 😬
These nolimit city games always interest me but it feels like the only way to win crazy big is one of those huge bonus buys.
I’ll be honest, since doa2 cane out, I’ve been no where near, maybe two wilds at best … but i weirdly don’t mind because I like the chase ( don’t get me wrong I swear till th w moon turns blue when it fucks me with no wilds ) …
I got the exact same roll in on 50p too maybe a couple of months ago and it gave me I think it was around £100 and I was devastated with that given a 5 scatter trigger must be like rocking horse shit I’m maybe now thinking I did well to get that
Yeah I was a little bit cross to say the least…. It’s like the excitement of getting a chocolate cake but realising it’s vegan chocolate cake …it’s all right … but fucking hell wheres the cream boi
11Nice Win regardless mate but dead spin bonuses are disgusting 😒
Yeah, it’s such a twat system… remember when a bonus was a bonus ? Yeah might not win a fortune but you won something …. Now bonuses are “ yeah you bonuses but you know get a chance to see if that bonus is actually a bonus and maybe get a win out of it “
Sweet roll in, but £85 down in 16 minutes on 50p stake 😐 ouch
Shhhhh I’m ignoring that part
11I read reports of quickspins returned now. At least for the UK players. Some games, or simply a configuration issue. Not sure.
Shit is that true? God imagine the return of quick spins…. Tho I’d take auto spins over speed anyday ..
Is that right @xbob ???? Or have just made all that up ?I’m pretty sure they can’t turn round and say oh we think you can’t afford this so we are keeping your winnings. The SOW thing is bullshit though because I’m pretty sure video slots don’t let you set the withdrawal going (so you can still spend) whereas some casinos will hold the withdrawl but not allow you to bin the balance.
Hoops to jump through but don’t give them the money back 👊
What I thought,
I did stop gambling for a bit but made the fuck up of playing again. Here are my 5
1. Fire hopper
2. Book of dead 1 line
3. Legacy of dead 1 line
4. Rise of merlin 1 line
5 Hammer of vulcan (it did used to pay, obviously has been totally nerfed)
There are many others but those always get played, fire hopper being the latest but play it daily
Wait? Is book of dead on one line a-guarantee win on every bonus spin game? Like pimped ? I had no idea …I’ve never tried it …
Not like pimped.
1 line for base game (center line). Had 4 explorers a few time $2 bet wins 2k, same with Legacy, Merlin, Doom of Egypt. The bonus pays same as a $2 bet would unless you get a win on center line which has happened to me with 5 pineapple heads. It is a pissa though if you get a full line on any of the other 9 lines whether in base or bonus
Yeah…can’t believe I asked that question, I tried it last night and was like “ ohhh yeah dick head, the symbols expands to cover the one line “ …. Honestly ….every other thought I have seems to be a brain fart these days
11This source of wealth move is utter bullshit. Lets say somebody is on low income, part time job, unemployed or whatever. This person deposits 100 quid a month and gets lucky, winning 50 grand. Then kicks in the source of wealth. So this person shows they are on low income or even unemployed. Are they going to keep the 50k?, surely they cannot and the most they should be able to do is pay up and close the account. It is like buying a lottery ticket and winning millions only be told, sorry you don’t earn enough to be buying lottery so we are keeping it, Or even if a person gets a grand for xmas and puts it in the casino and wins big. I am guessing what the casino would do is pay the deposit back and keep the winnings which is no different to theft
Another scenario, lets say this same person spends over 10k in a year on a casino, 10k down, then says to the casino, I have been on low income or unemployed the whole time, can you pay back my deposits
I am not familiar with the gambling law in the UK but here in Canada it is a lot tamer. Though Simple casino tried this shit with me, I told them to stop trying to push the UK gamling laws onto Canada as they do not exist here. Nothing more was said and I closed my account. Fuck that shit
I’m pretty sure in the uk ( and I’ll be honest this is just what I think I remember the guidelines saying ) …. But in the uk you can’t stop the withdrawals happening because of source of wealth or anything to that level ( suspected criminal activity a side ) yeah they can delay but they can’t stop a withdrawal because of their checks…
im pretty sure that’s the gcuk stance …you’ll notice in here loads of people waiting for funds but in the end they are paid…..
Is that right @xbob ???? Or have just made all that up ?
I moan like fuck about Reactoonz 2, but I’ve had so many 1000x plus hits on it I always finish a sesh with £60, 60p spins. I’m in a down period on that at the minute but when it’s in the mood can be a proper balance boost! 2. I guess I’d have as Rick and Morty Megaways, love the bonus options on it. Currently number 3 has to be Cluster Tumble-after a 6000x and then a 1500x hit in two days I’ve got to give it a mention. Although I don’t think it will be top 5 for long. I could have a fair few for 4 and 5, I think I’d go Legacy of Dead and Mental. They seem to be consistent favourites when the missus and I are doing a bonus hunt!
I like mental, but honestly I’m still on the instruction book of how to play it…
11Not a fan of that fire hopper bonused it a few times for like 10-20x would play jammin if I wanted a game like that and only ever play pimped on 1 line, book of dead will always be my favourite game when I was new to slots played it constantly had full screens of dog head and the bird symbol thing handfuls of times, many lines of explorers, 4 explorers in the bonus loads of times, i had a full screen of the explorer on book of ra one of the first times I ever played online slots, my favourite is hoarders x ways the base game is off its head had a 4,000x in the base and a few over a thousand bonus is usually shite tbh
I have to admit xhorders is up there, but I’ve not had any amazing wins yet, base or bonus. but I like the look and the play….
11I did stop gambling for a bit but made the fuck up of playing again. Here are my 5
1. Fire hopper
2. Book of dead 1 line
3. Legacy of dead 1 line
4. Rise of merlin 1 line
5 Hammer of vulcan (it did used to pay, obviously has been totally nerfed)
There are many others but those always get played, fire hopper being the latest but play it daily
Wait? Is book of dead on one line a-guarantee win on every bonus spin game? Like pimped ? I had no idea …I’ve never tried it …
11Haven’t been on here in a little while, how’s everyone doing?
Sorry if this has been asked recently, where is bandit? Haven’t seen him active on twitter (unless I missed it) and obviously haven’t seen a video in a while. Is he doing ok?
He’s fine been having a break because he has other things making him busy atm then its been Xmas etc nice to see you again Dynamik.
Cmon seedy, we know you’ve done something…. Wrexham types are always up to “ mischief “…. Cmon ya twat let him out ……nobody is going to pay your ransom demand of a Jammie dodger and two wagon wheels ….I mean bandits good but not 2 wagon wheel good …
Just a 5 min video please , lots of curse words and a hi will be fine
Imagine “ right twats, I’m here …..I’m off”😂😂😂😂😂
That was basically the 75k sub special that went in the bin
the disheartening effect of that kind of thing not going the right ways, or even a kind way … happened to me once, I wanted brown sauce in my bacon bap and they gave me ketchup ….chad to Jim the whole day ….didn’t look at a greggs bacon bap for ages ..only buying hash browns from McDonald’s … totally understand … I felt his pain …
Just a 5 min video please , lots of curse words and a hi will be fine
Imagine “ right twats, I’m here …..I’m off”😂😂😂😂😂
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