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I have never managed either lol I once did 40 bonuses on T2 in a £1000 Vs T2 episode, needless to say, it never got aired…. no hotteth modeth for me dammit!
11I wouldn’t take the moody staff at Coral Island personally, once I went in there and they waited for me to be £100 into something before asking…’have you got any ID mate?!’ they were well annoyed when I did, proven by the fact they came back over 15 minutes later to announce they were closing in 10 minutes!
The casino section isn’t any better, the biggest face of thunder you have ever seen in your life when the cashier had to hand over £3k! Naff percentages on the machines anyway (I know it doesn’t matter that much but still obviously just intended to rip the tourists off for a quick few quid) the Grosvenor is much better! (Fond memories of being in there at 5-6AM having stepped off the first train into Blackpool and getting a £500 pot on Rainbow followed by a £400 odd pie on Rocky!)
Oh aye for some reason in that casino…. time just goes and fucks right off haha it’s 6am before you know it!
I think i am set to have the same problems again very soon, the bank have replaced my gambling card YET again! They do it at least 3 times a bloody year so far it is ridiculous! I have however learnt from last time and kept my bloody old card!
Wow, check the seethe on this kid lol
Crack on matey, you won’t keep me down 😀
@the bandit
I been telling you for months that Drive can give huge and to take it off your ban list LOL, finally you see what im on about!
Haha i did indeed, that was a bonkers spin!
Onwards…
We left Coral Island as the heat was now unbearable lol Staff foaming at the mouth and all sorts haha Walked down to Yates for a quick drink… i say quick, stood at the bar in there for 25 bastard minutes!! Paul had arranged to meet a few people from his forum and we found out that they were actually sat in the Casino bar at Coral Island so we drank up and headed back in to the lions pit!
We arrive and meet up with a couple from Plymouth…. that’s fucking miles away and a Father/Daughter combo from Kilmarnock, equally as far as the moon lol i don’t want to put names on just in case they would rather i didn’t but on Pauls forum, we had Blampy and Bangers, two great guys, Blampy’s Mrs and Bangers daughter and well, we had a laugh and a half for the rest of the trip! Couple of nice pints of Staropramen in the Coral Island casino and a good chat round the table, nothing played in here as we were all just getting to know one another but we are back on the gambling trail shortly, not before some grub though!
We end up in the Grosvenor Casino for food…. great shout from Bangers as everywhere was rammed in the whole of Blackpool yet upstairs in the Grosvenor was perfect, food was awesome, had myself a Fillet Steak no less, couldn’t fit any waffles in after though boOOOooOOoo! Right then, food is done and we are in a casino, hmmmm wonder what is going to happen now haha!
Drinks are flowing which is always great, some machine play starts to happen, playing a couple of shitty games and i switch to Book of Ra, i stick it on £5 stake but wow, i can’t really keep up with putting the £20’s in! It is a lot different to when you “Start with a grand” online…. watching those real £20’s disappear so quickly haha I switch it down to £3 and then i get a feature waheyyyy… it goes for £133 which isn’t amazing but wait…. it has a gamble! It is the old card jobby though, red or black and i click black, it wins for £266, nice one. I sit there for a little minute and think yeah fuck it, i am hitting it again, i shout over to Blampy’s Mrs – Red or Black…… Red comes the answer and RED it was for £532 ish! This is where Paul picks it up on the video i will post a link to below, the video also shows a couple of the pie gambles we had, the offer of a further gamble to £1064 was available….. what would you have done 😀 I will leave you find that answer in the video haha!
Meanwhile, Mrs Blampy is smashing the roulette, plenty of profit had there and Bangers’ daughter is literally collecting every single yellow chip the roulette man had to offer haha, Paul grabs himself a couple of good features between Ra and Lord of the Ocean i think it was and i decide i will head over to those machines we played so much the night before! Welllll… Luck of the Irish i load up and after £40 in i get the pots…. bloody Bronze! Well this has a pie gamble, is THE PIE MAN still in the house? You better fucking believe he is and it lands a one step at a time Jackpot! The bronze was £50 odd quid so it went £75, £100, £150, £200, £300, £400 and £500…. yep, i am mental, i clicked it for £4-500 because why….. because i always do lol
I cash in my tickets and literally all of us have profited which is bloody rare, time for a drink on the pier! Last orders rings just as we get there so i get to the bar, Paul, Bangers and his daughter, the absolute mad heads, go and have a go on some huge big mental swing thing that hoists you up to the moon and then fucking drops you and you swing out over the pier, it did look fun tbh but hmmmm, doubt you would get me up there haha!
Right then, this bar is closing and we are off, massive huge newish wetherspoons across the road from the pier, loads of floors, i swear it wasn’t here the last time i came lol so we dart in there, 30 minutes drinking time left so yep, it’s booze for us again. Chatting away and a lad approaches and says “are you the bandit?” haha superb got to love that 😀 had happened earlier in the day too, i had a pic with him and a chat, feels so weird when people ask that question lol Well it was soon time to be kicked out of this one too and that left the casino again haha!
Blampy and his Mrs are off at this stage, they’ve got a mental drive home the next day and it is already 1am, fair play to them both, they were great company and a good laugh, the rest of us headed back to the casino.
Well….. not so good this time as we decide to all contribute to a little pot and go and slap it on certain things on the table, there is a section in the video where you can only hear us, Paul and I thought we wanted black and it landed 22 so we are giving it yeahhhhhhhh get in and then we realise, we put the money on fucking red lmao! We go again, we lose again, we go again, we win one but then lose again oh dear. Before i know it the wallet is looking rather bare and a withdrawal is required! That is quite crazy considering how the rest of the weekend had gone but that is the casino for you!
I get my withdrawal and i head to a quiet table, only me playing and start to do a few bigger bets – i am hovering around evens, winning one, losing one etc when i think ah, fuck it, let’s just slap the lot on something…. now what do you think about this one folks…. I place £2,200 in pink £100 chips in the third dozen, so i am wanting any number from 25 – 36 to win £6,600 back. Only me at the table betting….. the lady calls out 2200 on the table as she must have to do that and the little guy with a clipboard who mills around the middle of all the tables gives her a nod and off the ball goes…. lands in 34 so YEAHHHHHH GTFIT is me….. what does she say? Oh sorry, max bet is £1000 wait what?! I was pretty disgusted by that tbh, they clearly waited to see the result on that one before deciding what to do, you telling me that if it had have lost, she is going, ah max bet a grand, here is £1200 back DON’T THINK SO! They paid me on the £1,000 so it was a return of £3,000 but it just felt lke a boot in the flute!
Well that pretty much spells the end of the night and the end of the trip, i cash out with a total profit on the whole trip of £2,700 which is absolutely unbelievable, so so many pied jackpots, here is the little video, hope you enjoyed the story!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oohAtJRprug
92I’m not saying host if for viewing. Just a simple direct download to the actual video file.
Ah right, is that a different thing lol I am shit with all that. Do you mean so people can actually download the video themselves and watch it? Hmm, could be interesting haha I will have to ask my site guy – people often get a little concerned about downloading stuff don’t they 😀
As a temp solution, how about a direct video download?
This could be set up free via something like google drive. You get loads of free space, 15 gig I think then it’s even peanuts to up that to 100gig.
It is the bandwidth that is killing me tbh, 30TB a month per video i am looking at and most established platforms are really only going up to 500gb before charging, the charges are small but then to go to that level starts to get silly expensive.
Have a couple of servers I use for software development/testing. Lucky enough to have quite favourable rates on data transfer/bandwidth. Willing to host the videos at least temporarily free of charge and provide you with an embeddable HTML player to stick on the site. Can drop you an e-mail if it’s something you’d be interested.
Hi mate, what sort of bandwidth do you have available to you because 1 of my videos, just one, is using up around 30tb in a month at the moment, it is the one thing scuppering everything everywhere i look tbh
Right then, on we go and it is 9am…. we only got back to the hotel gone 7am and boom boom boom on the door, “housekeeping”… you joking love 😀 fall asleep again until just before half 10 and then we are off, it’s home time for my mate so off he goes and it is just me then as Paul is definitely in the land of nod at this stage haha, he booked 2 nights the clever bastard so didn’t have to be out of his room at silly o’clock!
I think to myself yeahhh, spoons breakfast should sort me out and an energy drink, well, i walk in the nearest spoons, the big albert lion on the front maybe it was called, something like that and fuck me, it is absolutely rammed lol No breakfast for me! Get myself a can of monster and wonder over to one of those digi machines again and we have severe cases of de ja vue as i’m on the roulette pie again and its a £1.50 win lol you know the rest! £2, £4, £6, £8, £10, £15, £20, £25, £50 and booOOOooosh £100… only a tenner in too, spits it all out in coins the fucker but there ya go. I drink up and decide i will head over to Coral Island whilst waiting for Paul to get up, huge arcade in the middle of town basically in case you didn’t know 😀
This is where the epicness begins! I sit down and i slide a £20 note in to one of the £500 machines and i load up some lobster game, it gives me a £20 win and ahhhh fuck…. of course it has a gamble and it is that double or nothing one again! £20 wins for £40, that wins for £80 and then it wins for £160. I am thinking ooOOOooh lovely profit butttttt…. not a jackpot is it lol BANG and it wins for £320! Then it is offering either £500, the £320 collect or what seems to be a consolation prize of £140 so me being me….. he’s only gone and pressed it! It only wins and boom £500 off a single £20 note haha I am thinking well that is a touch and a half i will just try and sit here now until Paul gets here.
Yeah right, who was i kidding, i reckon i lasted about 4 minutes before i was sat in front of the next one… IT DID THE SAME THING! £20 in and it was a £12 win this time but it went £24, £48, £96, £192, £384 and at that stage the options were £500, £384 or a consolation of £268 i think so obviously, i am fucking pressing it lol BANG £500 sheeeeeeets again! Madness!
The atmosphere at that point dropped a couple of degrees it felt like as i don’t think the staff in there like to see too much winning going on haha! Fuck it though, i am buzzing around the ceiling at this point and i load up another one! £200 in this time so it was not going well but what is this, it’s given me a feature for £52, catching some fish he was…. GAMBLE TIME…. £104….. £208….. £416….. JACKPOT! I mean, wow, i like the 500 machines but i usually do my cake in them haha NOT TODAY!
Back down to Earth with a thump on the next one as i lose £800 on it lol! It lost some big gambles early on too but there you go, you can’t win em all, i finished it off actually gambling it out for the £500 again and it seemed to really piss the staff off now, even though i was shit tons in and had lost loads on it, whether they didn’t quite know that or what but i felt the fire i was getting from dirty looks haha Paul had arrived by now and had had a couple of really nice features himself and turned £100 in to over £700 so that didn’t help the flames lmao….i thought….. what can i do, i know, i will switch to Rocky game, Paul had played it and got some decent features and some nice pie wins so yeah i will try that…. wellllllllllllll… i got a £25 win, the thing with a £25 win on these pie gamble games is that is the point where you can alter the gamble to be worth £500, straight from that £25 point, nowt in between, just £25 straight to £500 but the success part of the pie is literally 1/20th of the circle, you can imagine how small that is but you do realise? THE PIE MAN was on this one, i pressed it and OHHH YEAHHHHHH it has only landed in the smallest piece of blue you can get for the JACKPOT, i spin round and the staff guy is literally on my shoulder, i shout almost in his face YOU SAW THAT DIDN’T YOU, YOU LOVE THAT DON’T YA lmfao honestly you couldn’t make it up. Paul is now playing Monty’s Millions, not a game i have really played before so i think yeah why not, it’s got a pie gamble on it, lets have a bash……. £25 win spins in fairly early, now what are the chances i ask you, of it doing it again…… welllllll, lets ask THE PIE MAN!! ITS ONLY FUCKING LANDED AGAIN!!!!!!
We both figure now is probably a good point to leave Coral Island and we cash out monster tickets lol definitely to the disgust of a lot of their staff members, well that is how it felt anyway! Off we went on our merry way lol!
TBC!
84sod the whingers Steve. Us reasonable folk know how difficult it can be.
much love
Good to see you mate, been a while, hope all is well 😀
When the vids back on bandit?
Soon mate, couple of days with any luck! I think i may go through a few old ones and try to put together a compilation of funnies, or decent iwns, get that up for a viewing maybe 😀
3Right then….
To the Grosvenor we go! I didn’t have a card for that one for some reason and my name brought nothing up as previously having visited so i mustn’t have gone in a Grosvenor as a member before but that was alright they said, could walk in as a guest so in we go.
I started the day with £500 personally and well, that was gone pretty swiftly on the roulette wheel, i chose the top section as i often do and had a win followed by a couple of losses followed by a win followed by a couple of losses until it was gone! I still had my quid coins though so i went and found a Rainbow Riches game that i like and plonked myself down on that! There were three in a row and after a little dabble on the roulette themselves, all three of us were sat on these three terminal, all down to our quid coins 😀
Well, my quids soon go, as does a £280 withdrawal and then another £290 withdrawal off a different card lol not going well! Paul sits there and BOOM, Elvis is in the house with his 5 Cadillacs for £500 sweet pounds! He was only about £40 in! He switched to another game and the features just didn’t stop coming the jammy bastard! I couldn’t withdraw in there properly on my card as i wasn’t a member, only cash machine withdrawals were allowed and i had just maxed both mine dammit! Paul slides me £100 and i’m on the move again, I get a win on my game and take it to the pie, i’m quite a lot in this game now though so fuck it, i am going for the lesser chance wheel, a 1 in 4 chance of success….. it hits for 3 in a row and then a 50/50 gamble makes a JACKPOT! Happy days and back in the game! Pretty soon after it swings in the pots and gives me the Bronze boOOOooOOoooo but what is this, it’s only SUPER PIE MAN! Boooooshed it to a JACKPOT again and with a smaller win in between, it has made me auto collect a bank of £1140, meanwhile Paul has wondered off to roulette again and has smashed it for a £1200 ticket so we are well and truly cooking on gas now lol!
I carry on on my game after i collect my handpay and they switch the machine back on, i want those pots again! It takes a few hundred back off me and then i get an £8 win, the way the pie gamble on this one worked was it was pre selected how much you could try for, there was the small win, the 50/50 which was a double up and then the 25% win zone one which would x4 your win, you get 5 goes in total. Well, i’m on £8 so i go with x4 and it hits… £32, then i go for 50/50 and boom it’s in, £64, i fancy a 50/50 again and yep, it lands for the £128 and now….. the x4 chance pie is saying oOOOooh look at this, this could be £500….. he shoots, he scores haha! Jackpot again! I believe Paul got some footage of a couple of them too so will try and get hold of that at some point! I carry on because welllllll, i’m enjoying it lol I actually manage to get the pots a total of 10 times over the next 4 hours ha…. not ONE Gold! Plenty more mental pie action but in the end, I came off it with about £1,000 in a bag from my handpay earlier and that was that, still a decent result though and hours of fun had! Almost 7am now and time to go to bed lol! Rob, the third amigo, sat on the same games as we did for most of the night and was rattling out the features too, we had a really good time on those 3 machines ha! Got to our hotel and asked the night porter what time check out was, fuckkkkk sakeeee….. 10:30am ha
That was the first day complete, profit all round and a good time had! I’l write the next part tomorrow, i didn’t write it all at once as it would be a big wall of text and maybe would bore ya haha
104Right then…
On we go, next pub and its a JD and coke, Kraken and coke and a Vodka and coke, all singles, £14 lol no lube available! There is a fruit machine so of course we are taking our new found gambling pot over to it and trying our luck, after a bit of this and a bit of that, some boring stuff and some not so boring stuff we have managed a Timmy special but the difference here being, we were only £80 in and not Timmy’s usual £160 😀 The Mega Streak finishes and it has given £150 whoop, two more similar machines in here and we try our luck on them too…. wellllll….. £150 for £150 on one of them and that was the good bit haha, the last one, we shall call it “a machine too far” resulted in an £80 loss dammit, oh well, we had to pay for our own drinks in this one! £24 down after those cheap singles 😀
Onwards! Litten Tree we spy across the road so over we go. Same again at the bar and seriously, they were a little bit cheaper but the glasses were thimble sized haha! One of those digital machines in here like the place before last…. i fancy a go of the pie again…. why not eh! £5 in and its another £1.50 win, £2 wins, £4 wins, £6 wins, £8 wins, £10 wins, £15 wins, £20 wins, £25 wins, £50 wins and it’s here that we stop, i’m a fiver in here lads what you reckon, well, like i gave them the chance to answer…… SMASH….. JACKERS baby haha it’s only won again for £100!
Right then, let’s have a look at that Reel King game again shall we…. oOOOoOoops, it has pots on it, they were £100 Gold, £100 Silver and £93 Bronze, i guess that really should have told us all we needed to know! Anyway, fast forward a couple of hundred quid and we finally get a pot! It gives bronze but it is £100 so that is ok, we carry on though and i manage to gamble it all the way to the end again for the Jackpot, again though we carry on and it gives the pots again! This time it’s GOLDDDDDDD baby and we have some profit! OMG what is this……. NEXT PRESS EXPRESS that’s what it is, pots again very next press, GOLD again GTFIT….. of course the bastard spits the whole lot out in coins doesn’t it! We split the coins between the three of us and they will come in again a little bit later! It’s chucking out time and off we go, it’s about 1am now….
Not many places open still now….
Wonder where we can go now….
OOooOOoooh Grosvenor Casino anyone? 😀
TBC!
146Love how excited you sound for a £100 jackpot comparing it to the amounts wagered in your vids but it’s awesome to read
When it is the max on offer laddy, it’s exciting as fuck lmao 😀 I’ve said before, doesn’t matter what stake you are on, a jackpot win is a thrill hehe
I will get part 2 on in a bit 😀
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