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  • Town Status : El Bandito
  • Wanted Reward: $5390
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  • in reply to: Back in the days of my FOBT woes…. #12278
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    El Bandito

    WOW, £5,000 in 1979 could probably have bought two houses in some areas of the country lol! A 16/1 shot bailing you out, that’s crazy lucky in the end eh! Fair play!

    in reply to: Wild Swarm Max Hive #12277
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    El Bandito

    BenC19 wrote:

    Fucking hell! I bet Mrs Bandit had a field day at Asda after that one! Maybe she even upgraded to Waitrose?!

    I’m sure she will have knocked out a couple of metres of Asda receipts lol!

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    in reply to: Wild Swarm Max Hive #12275
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    El Bandito

    This was my best Swarm – in money terms –

     

     

    It was on £20 stake and triggered on the 4th bee which was awesome….. the 137 bee debacle was also on £20 and the loss was bigger than that win!

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    in reply to: Slot requests for the Bandit? #12274
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    El Bandito

    darkhand1 wrote:

    just spotted this brilliant idea by moonspamster, wow lots of games i would like the bandit to have in his videos

    mmmmmmmmmmmm so many i,m going for immortal romance, good game and i love the music

    You like a bit of Immortal Romance don’t ya lol Which bonus would you pick out of all of them?

    in reply to: Wild Swarm Max Hive #12268
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    El Bandito

    Here it is…

     

     

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    in reply to: Wild Swarm Max Hive #12267
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    El Bandito

    I’m loving Magic Mirror at the moment to be honest but we all know, that one can be feral for a bonus, just getting lucky with hitting it i guess. Sods law being i had my best ever £5 stake bonus on it 2 weeks or so ago whilst lay on the bed using the laptop so no bloody footage, it retriggered 5 times for 60 spins and went for £5,660 i think it was! Let me dig out a picture!

    in reply to: Wild Swarm Max Hive #12264
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    El Bandito

    To answer your question in regards as to whether it could be a money printer…. originally i did very well on it and got myself to a healthy position and then came the ridiculous waits for the Hive to be triggered, i had 94 bees, 110 bees, 125 bees and worst of all 137 bees as i said above, the costs involved in these cycles were astronomical but i plodded on because overall i was in a good position. Sometimes the long waits were accompanied by terrible swarms, i am talking 50x so that was a double whammy of disaster lol

     

    My verdict is it was once very good but may now have been patched to take into account the small stake build up and play out accordingly, saying that, i have still managed first bee triggers and the swarm i had on a recent video actually triggered on the 4th bee so yes, it can still pay but yes it can also be a dangerous little bastard! Ask Seedy!

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    in reply to: Wild Swarm Max Hive #12263
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    El Bandito

    Did you happen to read all my replies on said subject mate…. particularly the part where it had taken me 137 bees to activate the hive once the Max Hive status had been achieved? That was way way way more than 1000 spins btw! A friend of mine tried it on freeplay by the way and the full hive never triggered, it is possible the game has some sort of problem in freeplay mode lol

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    in reply to: Video slots Bonanza #12258
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    babyface wrote:

    It’s a probably a dumb question to the bandit – but do the government actually tax you as well as the casino’s and do they consider the raffle prizes as tax deductible. You didn’t deduct that from your income which means you probably ended up with a grand – less tax ( now where did I leave that pitchfork) ?

    Yes, tax accounts are filed each year, i leave that to the accountant. Yes, the prizes i give out are a business expense according to my accountant, I’m not that up on the calculations tbh but i’d imagine in the simplest of terms, going by VideoSlots, £2,132 has come in, £1,500 is being given away, leaving £632 taxable but who knows, the accountant does and that is good enough for me lol. The point here really is to attempt to expel the massive myth that someone losing £2,500 results in the affiliate receiving £1,250 when in reality it is more like £65.

    in reply to: Oi oi #12256
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    El Bandito

    Hi mate and welcome! Congrats on the wedding and enjoy the holiday! Especially the booze haha!

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    in reply to: Video slots Bonanza #12255
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    El Bandito

    Dozzy wrote:

    Thought IL sign up through bandits link to video slots and play bonanza deposited over £2500 well all I can say what a joke not one bonus for the free spins played at stakes of £1 even lowers my bets and still no bonus you had my customer now you have lost it don’t know how these casino think they can get away with this my RTP was one of the worst I’ve seen on a casino so bandit enjoy my money 50% of my loses cause I won’t be using any of your links again just a big scam

    Whilst it is indeed unfortunate to not achieve a bonus on Bonanza for £2,500 of play, it is definitely a game that it is possible on. It is not a case that if you use my, or any other affiliates link for that matter, that you receive worse play, you have the same account you would have had however you’d have signed up.

    When you decided to use my link, as you have later shown your belief to be that i receive 50% of your losses, you must have been ok with that to proceed with the sign up? I certainly don’t ever portray the slots in such a way that you won’t have expected to lose, in fact, i’m always the polar opposite because that is the truth, you will lose. If we didn’t lose, these casinos wouldn’t still be here.

    It appears to me that upon losing, any % of your loss that will have been paid to me has now become an issue. This tells me a couple of things really, it says that you may have gambled beyond your means or it may just be highlighting a troll post. I am going to go with the former and suggest that you utilise the software and databases on offer to you elsewhere on my site or perhaps set yourself some daily/weekly limits to help cut down or stop any excessive gambling. I can’t think of another reason why you’d have such a change of heart regarding supporting me by joining and then seemingly hours later, branding me a scam.

     

    I will now illustrate exactly what your loss will have meant to me on a financial level as like i have said in the past, VideoSlots is one of the casinos where i do have a revenue share as part of my deal. Here is an up to date breakdown of this months figures, accurate to the end of play for yesterday.

    For the month of July, £84,880 has been lost at VideoSlots by players that have used my link. That is a fuck load of money isn’t it but before you go thinking holy shit, the world has a severe problem, this amount is from 826 active players. Yes i know it doesn’t work anything like this, but that is an average loss per player of £102.76. Just gives us a bit of perspective thats all.

    Right then, so the important question here is how much of that did i get? What sort of revenue percentage am i on, in relation to actual loss. Your statement of “enjoy 50% of my losses” would imply that of your £2,500, VideoSlots have sent me £1,250. Let’s go and see how close you are.

    Firstly, from the £84,880, there is a tax deduction, made by the casino, of £7,310. Then there are Bank Fees to deduct, they were £5,890. Then there are Game Provider Fees, that was a deduction of £9,858. After that, there are Admin Fees, another minus of £21,160 and after that comes Bonuses, they were responsible for another deduction of £24,939 and last but not least, Paid Loyalty, which i believe is the Friday Weekend Booster, was a deduction of £8,473.

    Incredibly, that means, the initial £84,880 is now just £7,250, for some reason, it is only actually displaying as £7,010, not a clue as to why. This is where my revenue % comes in as this is what is called the “Net Gaming Revenue” figure and it is 30% of this that i am supposed to receive. My share currently sits at £2,132, it’s currently fractionally more than 30% at 30.4% and yes, it is a bloody good amount but i’m guessing, it is nowhere near what all the pitch fork handlers would have you believe.

    So, in relation to your initial beliefs of me receiving 50% of your actual loss, from losses of £84,880 I have received £2,132. Displayed as a percentage that would be 2.51% – that’s quite a way away from 50% isn’t it.

    Of course i also have a CPA as part of my deal but i am not allowed to disclose amounts in relation to that, purely because not everyone receives the same, i may get more or i may get less than other affiliates. What i can say though and it’s something that leans me towards the initial post potentially being a bit of a troll effort, is that there hasn’t been a single CPA trigger at Videoslots on any of the previous 4 days but i will give you the benefit of the doubt.

     

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    in reply to: Do you like what you see? #12254
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    El Bandito

    Megakingoftheswing wrote:

    Just signed up after watching you on YouTube for a few years. Sadly trying to watch your videos on iPad/iPhone is an issue , as it’s just stopping and going to a black screen???

     

    Did you try using the direct links to watch the videos down in the footer of the website at all? In the black section at the bottom underneath “Latest Video”, that will take you direct to the Vimeo player. Someone else also suggested that changing the quality down from its 1080 default had also eliminated the skipping, it’s not ideal at all tbh but i’m just not that technical!

    in reply to: Do you know who i am mate?! #12205
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    El Bandito

    NEMO666 wrote:

    Where you gone dude I hear you been banned by YouTube like WTF!! what’s your twitch if your streaming on there

    The videos are on here now mate – https://www.backinamo/com right there on the homepage.

     

    YouTube deleted the channel, it will return just like everyone elses has but no idea when so for the time being the videos will just be on here!

    in reply to: What the hell have they done to Book now?! #12203
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    El Bandito

    moonspamster wrote:

    A video doesn’t lie… It is different. Watch my video and you can see spinning completely different.

    I have had this happen to me before and it seems it is when you have a slow connection, you should see it revert back to normal if you play it again at a different point with a faster connection again. It usually happens to me on my phone like that, it’s annoying to the max lol

    in reply to: What the hell have they done to Book now?! #12202
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    El Bandito

    Chaz41 wrote:

    It’s awfully strange how i can watch the bandit on YouTube via My broadband provider, (Virgin media), only 2 mind you, but does that mean You tube are allowing the Greatest back??.

    Unfortunately mate that is just the channel of some wank stain that stole all my channel art 5 or 6 months ago, funnily enough, YouTube didn’t give a fuck about that lol

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