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As you will have seen at the end of the conversation there with Paul, i was down to £700 – I think it was £762, let’s put that in to perspective first, that is 19 presses at the stake i was on. Here is where i landed my most BALLSY top i have ever landed – I got to £12,800 and bearing in mind i have 19 presses left before i am heading to bed £108,000 down – I sit there for a few seconds…. CLICK –
Should that lose at the top, it is over eh. As you can see in the conversation with Paul, my opinion was that it was just delaying the inevitable – i wasn’t chipper about having an extra little play on it at all really. Hang on though, 3k later and what is this…. it’s the bloody Jackpot screen again! Twice in one session? £20,000! Now then…. What do you do there, do you collect to get to a £42,000 balance or do you hang with your wang out and mash that button? I’m pretty tired at this point and totally forget to screen shot the fucker, luckily i snapped it with my phone though….
THE GRAIL. DONE IT. Shame i couldn’t really celebrate the fuck out of it at this point but boy am i back in the game. Here is the Jackpot screen with the previous win and the current balance –
Nearly up to £63k – £45k down at this stage but actually feeling like a mega super comeback from the £700 i had not that long before.
If the Jackpot gamble winning made me shout then this fucker got me off my seat….
In 40 minutes, I had turned £762 into £92,642 – utterly stonking i am sure you would agree. I am a stubborn twat though and like a dick head, i carry on, i refuse to accept defeat and it has been my fucking down fall so many times in the past, why can’t i just be a little less stubborn about it, the wife is sat with me, she says just come to bed, it isn’t that bad and i am in clicky finger zone, i’m sure you all know how that is!
It rapidly takes £15,000 back off me and then i get a chance – a huge chance but arrrrrrggghhhhhhh it’s done the misclick one off the bastard top, you know the thing where you totally press it but for some unknown reason it does not respond and then 99999/100000 goes on to lose? Yeah that….
Well i surprised myself, purely because if i press it there and it wins, it is unbelievably money back – i collect the £16,000 which as you can see, puts me back up to £93k odd.
Still i continue, it goes on the take, big time. Before i know it the balance starts with and 8 and then a 7 and then a 6 and i am like oh for fuck sake, if i bin it all from here then i will be in for some ultra shit on the forum as whatever happens, absolutely no question, it will be reported. I need something to stop the rot and BOOM, here it is –
This put me to £100,000 – a sight i have rarely seen inside a casino balance of mine, what a stonkulaticallupotritavulagus come back of epic proportions considering where i was. Do i go to bed? Do i fuck? Should i have done? Probably!
That was the last top i managed and tbh, it was the last top i went for. I just wanted to bag a couple of £3k, £4k £5k wins which on £40 stake is very achievable with a little bit of luck – well. Up down and up and down little wins here little wins there, up as high as £105k and down as low as £94k at which point i managed a one off the top collect of £10,240 to put me back to £104k and plodded on looking, 6 times i needed one press for money back and 6 times it donked for fuck sake.
It starts to get away from me and i see the balance start with a 9 again and then incredibly with an 8 again and the money goes so fast at this bloody stake, wife still sat with me and i’m like please, just this one time, can you ding and give me 5, give me 500x and i will collect and blow me the fuck down, no sooner do the words finish coming out of my mouth… DING DING DING DING DING…… 5 fucking scrolls!! Balance at £86k and praying for the 500x, it starts with mixed 7’s on one of them and i’m thinking ah FFS, it isn’t doing it…. well it did it. It put me to £106,500 because i collected it – i had a look at the gamble of course i did but no, that is a fucking stupid point to even consider it.
I switch the stake right down now, i am close, i am so close to epicness – it is already epic but come on, just one more hit – i get a 2k win that puts me to £107,800 and yeah that is it, i’m done – one press for luck, happened to be on £20, dunno why as i don’t think i was on £20 for my last press and what do you know – it dinged!
It went for £500.
I collected it.
The job, was done. The most epic comeback of all time i am sure you will agree. Whether you agree with what i did or not, how about just immersing yourself in the story of it and let that be that.
If you are in any way encouraged to try what i have done here then you are a gambling mad man and you would have done your doh in with or without me so i cannot accept from anyone that this has in any way shape or form, contributed to anyone spaffing their money at all. If a £107,300 deficit isn’t enough for you to see that this game is a dangerous mother fucker then there is simply no words i can say that will help you see that.
Over and out.
148Right then, i will do my best now to remember how it all went – it was 15 hours of continuous play in then end and as i have already commented, £108,000 worth of deposits. I will say right here and now that i won’t be entering in to any to and fro as to whether that figure is insane/wrong/addicted/compulsive etc and so on because my opinion is that it wasn’t. It was the sum of the profit achieved inside this very thread during the last 11 days. I believe it was quite the opposite and in fact the height of responsible gambling to indeed stop at that figure – i could have continued and done my utter chebs in on the chase. Yes, it is a gargantuan amount of money but it was my “speculate to accumulate” pot from this sole thread journey, had i have lost the entire balance, i would have been £1,000 down for the last 11 days, you cannot call that irresponsible. I know some of you will and you are entitled to your opinions but that is my opinion so please respect it, we shall agree to disagree, just read and digest the marathon.
It began fairly normally and with a small deposit, i think it was 2k because i actually started on £1.60 stake. I wasn’t playing very long at all before i achieved this –
This top put me nicely up but i hadn’t had my fix to be totally honest with you so i carried on, only on £2 stake at this stage. Not long after and i managed this one….
This one put me in the region of £1,200 up but again, i hadn’t been playing long so i carried on and it was then that it dinged to the end….. 5 scrolls! GET IN! Well, it was my first 5 scroll dud, it went for £140 and lost the gamble, unluckily, had it have gone for the usual 500x and then won the gamble, because i would have pressed it, then i would have been done for the day there and taken the profit.
Well the donk saw me increase the stakes and this is where the torture began, from memory i think it was around half one when i got the top above – it wasn’t until about half 4 that i achieved the next one, with obviously fuck all in between and at this stage £65,000 in. It was feral, it lost at the top, one away, 6 times during this period, eventually i managed this –
This put me to around £27,000 – a ridiculous £38k down but i have been £38k down before and recovered the position so i plodded on. It took the whole lot back and proceeded to do absolutely nothing for a further 2 hours until i managed this one, i had redeposited at this stage but i can’t remember exactly how much i was in, i think it was £75k –
I needed something i managed lots of times before, a couple of quick tops but it just wasn’t to be, it wasn’t happening at all. It took all of this one back and then more money and i was 98k in when it rolled in the Jackpot screen for £20,000 – now when this Jackpot screen has been about in the pipeline in the past, it had acted like an utter helmet so i’m like hmmm, what a surprise. I take it to the gamble because simply at £98k in i have to press it, i wanted to press it anyway as i really want to achieve the grail, the £40,000 win – it lost. I have a picture of the Jackpot screen and it places the time at 20:17 and the balance at £3,122. I lose that and go another 5k in, and then another, i manage this top, £108,000 in now and the limit which is the threads progress of £107k and i couldn’t be arsed fucking around with not doing a 5k deposit so it was to be £108k –
Any danger now? Can i manage a couple of quick ones? Can i fuck. It takes me down to 6k at which point Rocknrolla skypes me, i tell him what is going on and what my plan is –
The point of this one is so you can see i was done, i wasn’t reloading after that, that was my ultimate limit and would leave me £1,000 down over the 11 day period and that was enough for me. I am not saying i hadn’t lost £108,000 because of course i had but it was my “speculate to accumulate” pot and was only at such a value because i had played the game exactly how i had played it during this session – you can’t pick and choose, you play it your way and when it goes good yes it is great, when it goes bad you can’t just pipe up with “shouldn’t have done that” as it makes no sense.
TBC – posting in case it deletes it or something daft!
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