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  • in reply to: 1X Bonanza bonus !!! #40278
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    All slots will hit the brick wall eventually

    When they are new they bonus all the time and pay 100+x regularly although still end up down. but give it a couple of years and they take 1000+ spins to bonus and regularly pay sub 30x lol

    They get kill switched because the providers want us on the new slots imo. sadly Millionaire, Vikings and Chilli simply cannot be played in terms of new/newish slots though personally, chilli with 8 spins is totally pointless and the gamble just bins people off to often, and Millionaire loves an 87% fuck you on 8 spins, after going 500 spins to get it ffs.

    Providers need to be forced to bin the gamble features imo, back to 12 spins with an increased win spin percentage, and with increasing multiplier.

    in reply to: Captain venture, it is like marmite, you love it or hate it #40037
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    I love going on with like £7 (left over change) and getting up to like £100 lol, of course it all goes back in but plenty of play time and all that so its all good by me

    Last night I was spinning the last £7.44 in my betfair account and it was about 6pm, ended up getting near 3 hours entertainment out of it haha, kept landing bonuses on the Batman slots and age of the gods, for me they are the best slots to go to if on a small budget.

    Novamatics need a big deposit in my experience, as they can take forever to bonus.

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    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #40002
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    Broonloon wrote:

    Mate, I’m gutted for you. But you’re a gambler. And these are the swings and the roundabouts. There’s something in our genes that makes us do the dumb ass stuff that we do. Please keep hold of the remaining profit. Easy to think you can win back your losses but it rarely happens. I have been a degen gambler since the age of 15. I’m now 44 and have been skint for most of my life (I have always had well paid jobs but it made no difference. All my money would go down the swanny at any given opportunity). No one ever knew, all my mates and family are very sensible so I could never tell anyone. 9 months ago I got up to 150k Aussie $$ (approx £80k) playing slots online. Break Da Bank Again was my slot of choice and paid huge for me. Over the Easter long weekend I did the lot, ending up playing 400 per spin on a shit slot I can’t now recall the name of. I was numb for about a week. I then won around 40k Aussie $$ at the casino after starting with only 200 (5 or 6 roulette number came up for me on the trot, doubling up my bet each time). Needless to say I blew that too over the next few weeks. Anyway, I’ve been “clean” for a few months now, just bought a house, have decided to like my life, and all in all cannot complain. Not putting the Bandit in the same category as me – he seems to have some restraint that I’ve never been able to access. Just making the point to anyone out there who is feeling desperate that there can actually be some light at the end of the tunnel. But from my own perspective it needed rock bottom for me to find it. Love the videos Bandit. Watching them stops my itch for a gamble (ignore the muppets mate – anyone who moans about your videos is not a true degen and knows not of what they speak). Peace to one and all and I hope 2019 treats you all well. X

    The way I look at it you’re not going to win big unless you bet big, and most of us will admit the thrill is in the chase, having the money isn’t all that anyway in my experience. the best part about it for me personally is being skint and coming up with daft ideas to try and make a few bob 🙂

     

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    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39998
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    Got to respect the honesty

    And in a way it shows us smaller time players that this can happen, on top of the world nothing can go wrong and then a big slap in the face soon happens.

    I’d give it a rest and play smaller stakes as you’ve pointed out, you’re still up to the tune of about 340k then? which has got you the house and car, that’s how you’ve got to look at it mate, the wife is happy the kids are happy and you’ve still got a nice little pot to play with on smaller stakes.

    60k when you look at it from that angle is nothing really 🙂

    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39669
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    Surely the Captain Venture ladder is beatable for your way of playing as well?

    Its essentially the same ladder but with a different pay method near the top?

    I have seen you donk out at the first rung a few times, but so does Reel King until it allows you to go through the wins?

    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39666
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    Messheaduk wrote:

    My conclusion is that it fills up as you lose,  you have the money to play the slot where as some people never even bother with the gamble , you have won big but also lost big the time you where 38 in for 41 out just playing the odds. No one here could put that much in on the off chance a top came on 20 pounds a spin,  nice set of new wheels, by the way, a little bit of class right there hope you brought a bucket and sponge got one in red never looks red lol.

    You are smashing it up right now and don’t really know how you are doing it. this is going to be a big year for you .75k plus in 19 days  200k here we come

    That’s “compensating” though which is not allowed? although we know rules are never kept to lol

    Bandit might well end up in the news at this reight lol, BBC headline news “Man finds method to beat slot machine, and bankrupts 2 online casinos”.

     

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    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39665
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    The Bandit wrote:

    Kelvin wrote:

    bandit do you think are riding the luck on this slot? or do you think you a genuine way to profit?

    from what we know about your day to day work im sure you have looked into it.

    I don’t know mate, every time i top the game the wife is like wtaf, again, i’d love to actually KNOW how it worked, is it a skillshot, is it a forceable section of the game, does it fill up as i lose gambles on it, thing is, i’m never going to know those things so i will just plod the fuck on lol I’ve been playing it like this for pretty much 8 months with the same results just over a longer period as usually i would wait for the withdrawals to come back which sometimes is up to 4 days, before New Years Eve, i’d not played this game daily for such a prolonged period of time – it has been 17 days in a row now.

    I’m at the belief its probably a flaw in the games programming but that could change tomorrow when you top the sodding thing again lol

    Sadly as someone pointed out earlier you do need deep pockets to take advantage of this

    But christ if it was a genuine skill stopper I think we’d all be on there now rinsing it lol

    in reply to: Comments on 14-1-19 on Nick Slots Stream. #39488
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    Hacko1 wrote:

    Can’t watch nick slots to be honest his acting is very poor, now I did watch let’s give it a spins live casino action and all I’ve got to say is what the hell is all the high fives about?

    Yeah he’s defiantly acting. And his “I’m a gambler what can I say, I love gambling” is the most insincere thing I’ve him say though. He doesn’t gamble on football, horses or any sport so he’s not a lover of gambling.

    And when he started playing slots on his channel he hadn’t a clue what he was doing really, he looked like a fish out of the casino offices if you know what I mean. I think he’s doing the streams on behalf of the casino so to catch people in the net, and to garner the opinions of the viewers he’s gathered.

    But do I blame him for doing it as a way of earning money? nope, good luck to the bloke but he’s not my cup of tea.

    in reply to: Comments on 14-1-19 on Nick Slots Stream. #39485
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    Nick slots is smug hence I don’t watch him, there’s something disingenuous and insincere about him as well, he does put on an act for the camera that is for certain, and he’s always got a smug grin on his face after thanking someone for whatever hence in the reek of insincerity.

    I couldn’t watch him for long and he is definition of a casino employee. Bandit seems decent enough and I prefer his style.

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    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39333
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    I think its time for a 1 hour Reel King special lol

    I know people will whine about it but the good thing about this forum and social media is he can pre warn people who don’t like it what’s going off

    I’d love to watch him play just Reel King, find the game boring to play but great to watch someone else play it with regards to the ladder haha

     

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    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39261
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    That’s the thing as well. you need a massive bank roll to even think about exploiting its flaw. its essentially possible to martin gale it and sadly that’s not possible for us lower staking players lol.

    I’m happy for Bandit and his family though.

    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39259
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    argyl53 wrote:

    Catfish1604 wrote:

    The Bandit wrote:

    I don’t like £10 all that much and i don’t like £20. I have topped both before though and for good profit but generally, those stakes have always been a bit of a bitch to me. £2 too, it feels like the gamble is always twatted on £2 lol Again though, i have topped it before plenty of times.

    They look like all the popular stakes where more people are playing and collecting the base wins so the games RTP is forfilled and there is no big pot to keep paying the tops, same with 20 & 40p, hope you get to hit the top later

    This category of game is not allowed to be compensated outcomes, that’s literally in the rules published by the Gambling Commission, there is no pot accumulating. Really Steve has just got incredibly lucky exploiting what is essentially a design flaw in the mathematics of the game’s odds on the gamble feature. The only downside to any of this is that as he’s said many times himself, you have to have very deep pockets to be able to consistently beat it. And of course there is always the real risk if not inevitability that a big loss is coming where £40k in doesn’t quite manage to push it for £40k out. Honestly I am expecting the game’s gamble to re-evaluated and reprogrammed at some point.

    Could be I suppose

    Basically being able to up the stakes in line with whacking out a profit

    But they can’t reprogram it without pulling the game of the site, so he’ll know something is up when that happens. when its “reinstated” it’ll either have a new gamble feature or the ladder will not play the same as it did before, they may even give it the captain venture ladder.

    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39068
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    The Bandit wrote:

    TheMagnetSpitter wrote:

    The fast flashing does make me think “skill stop” though tbh lol, I know that’s total bollocks though as the casinos/providers wouldn’t seriously risk allowing these sort of wins be at the mercy of a skill stopper

    You’ve got us all digging for answers, bandit lol… Cannot play this game though, it doesn’t really resonate with me at all, seems kinda boring and I have played it and lost about £200 to it overall.

     

     

    It is actually a genuine head scratcher though isn’t it, i can of course see why you would think i was getting a helping hand from the casinos at the start etc but now, now i have shown and proven how much i do actually play it and how many tops i get – it isn’t really out of the ordinary for me this thread, it is more frequent play by me so the build up of profit has happened much quicker in this thread but the results are the same really as they have been for months – there is no casino that is ever going to help me out to this tune if they can even help out at all, i would wager that they couldn’t tbh As incredibly 80-90% of my tops are also away from the videos, they really don’t stand to gain anything do they?

    The game itself is extremely boring but it is all in the ladder for me, the thrill of a top whether it is on £40 stake or £1.60 stake, i get up and do a little jig every time i hit the fucker lol

    I’ve just gone true balls out and attacked it today after playing for hours on £1.60 just pottering along i’ve thought to myself fuck it, i am going to go for a £40er again but only using the remaining profit i have on it (from this thread) after the car purchase and the car has cost me £72k with tax and insurance so i was looking around £20k tops left, just short.

    It has paid off hugely, at £9.5k of deposits in, i have just smashed this out of it –

    With the money that was left in the balance when it hit, it represents a profit of just over £12k – i mean, what. I know. But i can only show what the slot gives me can’t i – I think i have worked out what it is you know – i think it is my balls, i think they are titanium lol!

    I was convinced the casinos were helping you out at first

    But this amount of money is just insane, these casinos wouldn’t be giving this much out at the goodness of their hearts lol

    Nah maybe it is the way you play it and the way it works perhaps. The casinos wouldn’t have funded 200+k  not a chance hahaha.

    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #39055
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    Nice car and its best if the money is spent on something nice 🙂

    And the wife might be in a giving mood 😉

    in reply to: Some nights….. I just can’t sleep… #38734
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    The fast flashing does make me think “skill stop” though tbh lol, I know that’s total bollocks though as the casinos/providers wouldn’t seriously risk allowing these sort of wins be at the mercy of a skill stopper

    You’ve got us all digging for answers, bandit lol… Cannot play this game though, it doesn’t really resonate with me at all, seems kinda boring and I have played it and lost about £200 to it overall.

     

     

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