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[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

I had the same issue the other day, was playing 30p and it waxed through £293 (almost 1000x stake) with one bonus to show for it. I know games can go cold and not hit a bonus for 1000’s of spins (thought think bonus frequency is around 170 spins on this, or used to be before they ‘Remastered’ it) but it was the way the base played that really shocked me, gave one 5 OAK Premium Symbol win in all those spins (normally gives them quite frequently) and 2 Wild Desires, which is terrible. I was playing the 96.8% version as well, so expected better. At least you’re hitting bonuses, even though they’re shit.

I’d previously stayed away from the high volatility games as I like to get some playtime, but the low-medium volatility favourites have been playing like Extreme Volatility lately so thought screw it and started playing Mental, I was pleasantly surprised, it takes money for fun between bonuses but at least I could get bonuses, and had quite a few 500x+ base game hits.

 

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

The devil wrote:

Doesn’t sound very promising haha I’ll give it a go on the basis I’ve never done it before but if I have a similar experience it will be left alone haha thanks for the heads up am sure I’ll regret doing it once I have

Let me know how you get on as I’ve watched some others build it and they haven’t lost anywhere near what I have, they’ve had shit Giga features but only cost them about 300x for the whole build. Starting to think I’ve been really unlucky, not with the feature itself but hitting anything all of value during the builds and it taking so many discs to activate.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

The devil wrote:

Well the progress on the swarm ended okay but not okay I’ll put a £100 deposit in started on 40p was playing okay so thought right I’ll give it a go on 60p then it start to take a lot of money and in the end I had around £30 pound left and wasn’t depositing anymore and at round £23 it popped on 20p, it went for £107 quid so over 500x but I gave it a lot more than that over a few weeks to a month so for all I couldn’t ask for much more on 20p ideally I needed it on at least 60p but nevermind I won’t be playing swarm for a very long time now, royal mint I’ve done a few times and it’s been quite poor, lil devil I’m bored of tbh my first ever heart stopper paid 12,000x I posted it on here a few years ago biggest ever win for me so can never complain at lil devil, think my next build is jammin jars 2 for the giga jar never had it so that’s me next one

I’d stay away from Jammin jars 2, I’ve done the build 4 times and it is savage. It’s bad enough when building, 50x stakes last about 3 minutes with litlle action, but once at max, It’s exactly like the swarm, and gives nothing.

My worst was 1800x stake from max (god knows how much overall cos had very few wins on build to max) to open the Giga Twat, 1 nornal bonus that paid less than 10x and took 132 gold discs.

You can build on 10p and increase stake at the end, but stupidly I’ve always done it on 50p hoping for big base game or normal bonus which never come.

I’ve done lots of build games and a dissapointing end feature is part of it and expected, but JJ2 is another level, a demonic balance killer.

I’ve got the vids on YouTube of my Giga Cunts features if you want to be put off a little more, it’s a terrible sequel, which like a moron I still give the odd £25 once a week. The last four bonuses have all taken over 1000 spins and paid less than 20x.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

This is quite concerning as I have a few Royal Mint builds at halfway or above point, will have to finish them off before everyone updates to remove autoplay, which puts pressure on to spend more money now.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

Yep, it hits bugger all, and easily goes through 400x stake without a bonus or reasonable base hit.

Took 62 discs for me on max level to activate the ‘Giga Twat’, then activated without a disc on screen! Thankfully paid 1384x on 50p cos was 1500x stake in for it. I’ve stupidly been back on it a bit and it’s doing nothing again. Whilst it may be 50,000x max win, think it’s the most volatile slot ever made, even more so than San Quentin and DOA2. At least you get a little playtime on those 2.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

Ha, that’s 4.8million, doubt they could pay out.

Love to see it happen, others have reduced their risk with max stake at £1.60, but as their casino name suggests, they’re willing to take one!

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

zandralapoi wrote:

Just been asked to provide an Employment Contract with full details and salary for Rizk.

I can’t give them that as i really don’t have it.  So they can fuck right off.

Sad times, Proof of Wealth bollox, No Quick Spins (two secs between spins – WTAF!), reduction of max bets.  Taking all the fun out of gambling, aren’t they!

That coupled with all the utterly utterly toss bonuses I keep getting, not sure why I keep depositing to be honest lol

Utter, utter shite.

I had same at Calzone (before they vanished) they accepted my payslip as it showed my annual salary.

Got screwed over by Casumo on third SoW though, as they wanted payslip with exact details on as they instructed, they’d accepted them twice previously, as though my employer for past twenty years is gonna produce a bespoke payslip just for a Casino, when its fine for the other 100,000 employees and bank to obtain a mortgage.

Just try your regular payslip if it shows annual salary, they may see common sense, though I’m thinking of packing it in, very few Casinos I trust depositing on now due to lower RTP settings, no Autoplay, no Quickspin, lack of rewards for loyalty, fees to withdraw, games crashing, playtime limited due to UKGC guidelines.

 

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

TheSchwad wrote:

Hope they do Jurassic Park and Terminator 2 before Flash disappears, thankfully this Thunderstruck 2 update hasn’t taken away the achievements for once, and all four characters are still open for me.

Yeah, but if I play on my phone, my journey has opened to Thor, but if I log in my iPad… I’m still stuck on the woman… even tho I only have one account… which is just weird

Yeah, same, seems all Microgaming are like this, different on mobile to PC, and achievements/progress don’t carry over, have to remember site to site, on both mobile and desktop. Lost loads of progress as HTML5 updates happened but this time with Thuderstruck2 it didn’t seem to happen and seen several casino managers stating achievement always vanish cos of way they integrate the updates.

Netent has Touch version for mobile, which is weird as they don’t tend to have achievements/progress in their games, and on all sites I play BTG Games, (Lil Devil/Royal Mint etc) are the same on mobile or computer yet at LVBet I have two different states for hearts collected on Lil Devil.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

Hope they do Jurassic Park and Terminator 2 before Flash disappears, thankfully this Thunderstruck 2 update hasn’t taken away the achievements for once, and all four characters are still open for me.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

TheGodsAwait wrote:

Won the 30 energy spins from the beat the bandit and I must say, gutted. All 30 were dead spins

 

Guess I can’t be too salty as they were free at the end of the day

Fuck that noise,, we need to know what the 999 x / or win was ???? Cmon …. what happened ?

I’m wondering the same, he had that win from very early on, must’ve been gutted it wasn’t a 1000x win ?.

Think it was 28 dead spins for me, but still managed £15 which I lost straight away, came third so the £150 cash prize was nice though. Great comp, hope to see the same on LV bet soon.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

This is mental, the casinos I play on hound me with mesages and emails for playing too long, (LV constantly when playing less than an hour a day) probably as a reaction to some UKGC rule.

Now this time spent playing will be prolonged with slower spins, it’s a lose/lose for the player. Have to stay longer to play with your deposit, get whinged at for playing too long cos slots spin so slow. Mental!

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

Don’t think it helps even if you have a regular income. They’re very specific about docs.

I also got requested last week for my third SoW check this year, now they’ve blocked my account and say wait for E-Mail which hasn’t been forthcoming, even when I E-Mailed then with several questions.

My wage is consistent and a little £4k a month, but they’ve rejected my payslip and the corresponding bank statement showing salary being deposited, due to; Wage slip not showing Employers name or the Payslip issue date (it shows the date of payment but not date payslip was issued).

These are things out of my control, my payslips have been fine in the format they arrive for 20 years and have seen me fine for banks to lend me money, 2 mortgages and loads of other credit over the years, but Casumo needs me to somehow produce a bespoke Payslip showing details THEY want to see, not what my employer thinks is important. It’s crazy, a bank can lend me £150k using said payslip but Casumo can’t allow me to give them money by playing on their site, even though they’ve twice accepted these style of documents before.

Think you’ll encounter the same problems I have each time I’ve done SoW with them, they move the goalposts, at first it’s bank statement and payslip from last 3 months, then its must be last month, then-current month, then it must show X & Y etc etc. If they were specific upfront at first request maybe they’d get what they want and not mess around for 4 days at each rejected request.

If you have a withdrawal pending they will pay if you can’t satisfy what they need, however, it’s still frustrating (and invasive), I’ve provided everything in my control and been completely transparent each time (and thankfully been requested each time my balance is empty) but I’ve come to the conclusion at some point they simply no longer want you as a customer, so I will move on.

I deposited each day, like yourself purely for the Reel Races (done quite well, especially last year, estimate I’ve had £10k from them over past 20 months, but still about £4k down on lifetime deposits, which suggests my RTP there wasn’t that great) think they’re great value and expose you to new games, but have faced the fact I can’t play them anymore.

Anyway, good luck and hope you get through.

 

 

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

No signup bonus, hardly anywhere does them since lcokdown started. Bet they don’t come back either, if they’ve got signup without them why would they re-introduce them.

Don’t think they’re allowed to offer them currently, but definitely not allowed to advertise them.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

My experience has been completely different, was £350 in before I got a withdrawal, but since then it’s like I can’t lose.

Been doing well in the tournaments as well, won £161 off free spins from one and got through nearly £6k of wagering with £1250 left.

I’ve been mainly playing games eligible for tournaments and had loads of 200x – 500x hits, even on crap games like Wild Catch. Sure my luck will run out soon though.

I like the site, just afraid to login sometimes as keep getting responsible gaming messages saying I’m playing too much, even though less than 1 hour per day in last few days.

[TheSchwad WANTED $20 Outlaw]

FreeStyle wrote:

I think what I am asking is are they still allowed to hold a withdrawal while asking for verification if that verification could have been done a lot sooner?

It seems they must be, though who knows as the rules seem to be interpreted differently by each casino. Currently, Yako are withholding £200 (and keep returning it to my balance after requesting a withdrawal, why not just leave it pending till verification is complete?) whilst they verify my Identification despite letting me play there for 18 months. And Asking for Credit Card details that haven’t been relevant for 6 months at least possible 18 months.

I’ve been through whole Casumo (and several other casinos) SoW check and came out okay, but this latest request is just strange at this point in time, we just have to be patient whilst they do the checks, but they have to pay.

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