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  • in reply to: Casinoland site #58069
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    Suprised you were able to deposit, both casinoland and their sister site RoyalSlots have an issue with registering a deposit method since sept 2018. Ive raised the isssue twice and been told theyll email me when fixed ?. Seems abit off to have an issue that long, weird that they’re accepting signups if you cant deposit. There is mention of it on other forums, that and the low RTP & tight games.

    Dont think I’ll be depositing when they fix the problem anyway, too many examples of them invoking term 4.17 when players win big, account closed,wiinings confiscated and no explanation needed ?.

    in reply to: So i am launching a business venture – Can you help? #55200
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    Just watched latest vid, definitely happy to be involved.

    in reply to: My Bad RTP #55000
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    I know deep down I’ve just been unlucky, but I’m quite indecisive, loads of times I think thats it, I’m done depositing there, but then keep thinking my luck had to change, then i go back and think ‘this must be the one when it improves’ and it never does. Suppose it hasn’t helped that lately I’ve been offered the 100% £500 match deposits and just can’t pass that up (even though i I only ever get to 20% release of funds). Guess I’ll do what most gamblers often do. ‘Take A Break’ but just from VS.

    I even resorted to playing 1429 Uncharted Seas (god awful game) which has a RTP of 98.6% to see if this could improve it and hit a grand total of 60% RTP ?!!

    in reply to: How do you play your session? #54370
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    I either deposit £1k/£500 and do a bonus hunt or take a bonus normally 100% for £200 or £100 (whatever is available) and just play a variety of games, always stick to £1.20 – £1.50 stake. I do the bonus hunts so there is always something to withdraw at the end. I rarely raise the stakes even after a big win, which can make wagering take an eternity when I hit bonus money.

    I’ll only cashout in the bonus sessions before hitting bonus money if its satisfied my itch. Normally at least 3 hours play.

    in reply to: Genuinely cannot believe it #53925
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    I’m the same, wouldnt have the discipline to cashout if i hadn’t played for at least an hour. In a perverse way I quite like being tied into wagering when I have an early big hit. Only cos quite a few times lately wagering has been my friend, getting up to £500 from a £50 deposit, which would definitely be cashout time, but being tied into wagering has led to final £1000+ balances.

    Will happen less now though, as most bonuses are non sticky so a big early hit means cancelling the bonus is an option.

    in reply to: Royal Slots #53803
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    Its hilarious, glad its not just me, seems they dont want new customers. I imagine them sitting in a meeting discussing why customers are signing up but not depositing ?.

    in reply to: Bonus hunt ideas #51652
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    Ooh forgot to mention, you need to also think about the amount the bonus normally returns, for example I recently collected 17 bonuses and thought I was in a good position for profit, four paid 0x (other than the trigger) and five paid less than 10x. The ones that are easy to bonus (Wild North, Steam Tower) invariably pay less in the bonus.

    Even though they’re less volatile and therefore a bit boring, games like Wild Wild West, T2, Happy Holidays consistently pay 25-35x with the odd bigger bonus thrown in and can be relied upon to actually return a balance. I tend to think of a 75-80% return as a successful hunt and gives me some joy for a few hours, which is the point of it.

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    in reply to: Bonus hunt ideas #51650
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    I regularly do my own bonus hunts with a 1k or £500 balance playing £1.20 stakes. Whilst being fun I’ve only come out with profit twice out of about 30.

    Last night was the worst, £500 with a £500 bonus (the videoslots slow release one) only managed five features and onky released 30% of the bonus. Then proceeded to lose the £250 return fromn features in disgust ?.

    From my experience it doesnt matter what you play, I keep a spreasheet of which ones bonus most often but its just luck on the day. As appleman91 says dont chase, set a limit on each one and move on. Good luck.

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    in reply to: Casino IP check – your experience #45262
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    I had my coral account locked just for trying to login when in Spain, even blocked my connect card so couldnt login in the bookies of the FOBT. Weridly was fine betting and slotting with Bet365 for the 6 months I was there. Guess it depends on the site/casino.

    in reply to: ibas / paddy power #44029
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    Happened with me a few times on Bet365, never to the point where I’ve managed to withdraw though, I just stopped betting with them till they re-zeroed the balance. One time it was £125, didn’t bet with them for a few months. Just before the world cup sent me an email to say as a gesture of godwill my balance is back at zero. They had it back and them some in the world cup alone ?. Give it time, if you bet regurlarly with them they’ll want you back and it’s a a small amount for them.

    in reply to: Wagering games. #39569
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    I love to find good for wagering on after hitting a big hit with a bonus, everyone has their favourites, and often slots with low end RTP can be good for wagering (though often boring with no potential), Play n Go’s ‘Fortune Teller’ (one of the few Play n Go slots where casino’s don’t control the RTP, its always a low 94.1% keeps the balance stable through hundreds of spins, even though the free spins are terrible, 20x being a good bonus).

    However, think I’ve found a new favourite.

    Casumo gave me some free spins on Yggdrasil’s ‘Wolf Hunters’, didn’t win much but was as quite intrigued, it has 3 progressive free spins features based on collected kills (from the hunters killing the werewolf when they land on the reels, turning them into wild, its similar to ‘Vikings go Berserk’). Was curious about the slayer free spins being 600 killed werewolf’s collected, so must be a good bonus!!! IT ISNT. Took 3562 spins to activate it and it paid 75x, but during all this (I wouldn’t have continued otherwise) the balance didn’t drop too much and playing £1 spins i ended up £11 up. During this I had 16 normal free spin bonus (which pay little, most being 145x, majority less than 20x) and 6 hunter spins bonuses from filling the progressive which paid crap, but a great slot for wagering.

    Sadly I wasn’t wagering whilst doing this (just intrigued by he what the 600 Werewolfs collected bonus would pay, I wouldn’t recommend, and should have gone straight to YouTube to see how shit bonus is) I played with a normal deposit, wish I has wagered with this in the past, would maybe have more withdrawals, sadly however, I bet its banned from playing in most casinos whilst a bonus is active as its a progressive style slot, though never noticed it in the banned list.

    I will certainly look for it in the future when wagering if allowed.

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    Alot of sites the balance updates before the animation is finished or choices is clicked. Takes the fun out of a Wild Desire, and i cant help but look when i get a bounus tease and can tell when its gonna drop. Winning room and Redbet are the worst for this, and all blieprints have pre decided. Genie Jackpots uodates bakance every time genie pops out so know when I’m getting a megaways and not a bonus.

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    in reply to: Happy Holidays #20765
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    Finally got it on 281 bonus when down to last £6, I know I shouldn’t moan but 451x is a bit disappointing, didn’t even get a big win till last two spins and only got a big symbol all the way across till last spin,

    At least I can tick it off Bucket List and stop playing game.  ?

    in reply to: Happy Holidays #20831
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    crazyrightmeow wrote:

    I played T2 over the years and didnt get any hot modes so that 1 in 72 is bollocks or I am just so fucking unlucky. ?

    Well I finally got hot mode on HH on bonus number 281 so if it is 72 on average I should be due a flurry of Hot Modes ?.

    in reply to: Latest Free Cash Giveaway! #7315
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    £127.33

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