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Yes because he was promoting casinos with fake money fucking fat bastard
Throwing insults around on a forum. Big, big man! It must make you feel better about yourself. Did you really have nothing better to do than sign up to the forum just say that? Sort yourself out man, you’re embarrassing yourself.
1So this guy is still having tantrums? Actually quite glad he is gone. He actually turned into an angry little douchebag on YouTube and would rant at anyone who made adverse comments. even on here he has deleted threads that point out that you tube were right to ban him. Basically got too big for his boots and his true nature came out. bye Bye bandit, close the door on the way out
It takes a special kind of sad, desperate piece of shit to join a forum just to take pleasure in someone’s misfortune. I see people like you all the time. They’ll only pipe up when something negative happens or when they have a platform on which to indulge in their attention seeking behaviour. Schadenfreude is intended to make the Bandit feel bad, but your ploy to muddy the waters, Babyface, is as transparent as it can get.
There’s an old adage – “if you don’t know an arsehole, it’s probably you”. The vast minority of people post adverse comments on Bandit’s channel, and yet the vast majority of people take him for what he is. No one is deluded as to what he’s doing, but we come here for the entertainment.
41I tend to watch the bandit when I’m on the bog. Its where I get most of my peace and quiet. I’ve watched a whole hours video on the toilet before now. The Bandit will give me hemorrhoids before long.
Mark
does anyone else feel guilty playing slots? I watch the news and see people suffering and there’s me wasting money gambling..it’s defo an addiction because even if I feel it’s my money do why should I feel guilty but I do but still carry on..makes me feel sick how selfish I can be..:(
Put it into perspective. I saw a film at the cinema a couple weeks ago and it was shit. Before I went in I got a couple of rip-off hot dogs and a glutenously large box of popcorn. Should I feel guilty? You may well say “well potato, you went with a friend and saw a movie that taught you to not take your missus for granted”. Well, while you may be right, you can say that the practice of any hobby is a ‘waste of money’. You can’t see those crisis appeal adverts on TV for starving kids in Africa and feel bad everytime you eat a bit of ice cream after dinner. It’s not healthy.
Gambling, responsibly, is a hobby. You pay for the entertainment, and when you’re out of money the entertainment is over and you go to bed. Do you have fun EVERY time you play? Of course not. But who enjoys every film, every game of bowling or every trip to the seaside?….
Your guilt is misplaced, though I see your good nature. Gamble responsibly and have fun.
Mark
Last summer, I remember getting ready to go to a mates wedding. A few of us were going in the same taxi, so I ordered an Uber to come to mine first then to pick up the guys from there. So I ordered the Uber and thought why not play a bit of captain venture while I wait. A few spins in, I hit a bonus, and it’s one of those bonuses that gives you 120 spins. I got into the ‘zone’ and needless to say I missed the Uber, they negative repped me etc etc. All my mates were livid and we ended up missing the vowels by the time we got there. I had to make up an excuse that I had been on the bog lol. Woops
Mark
1Agreed. The concept of gambling a feature is a dirty move on behalf of the operators if I’m honest. They know what the punters will do, and are fully aware that most of us will tilt our bollocks off when we lose! I’m surprised they do it knowing that there’s a big responsible gambling campaign out there now but, hey thats slots for you.
You make the point of buying white rabbit features and expecting to lose, but to be honest that is what we’re all doing with any slot. The principle is the same regardless of the context you use. Point is, be careful whatever you play and however you play it. Set loss or deposit limits on your casino accounts to help you stay in control.
Personally, I was balls deep in roulette a few years ago. I racked up 4 grand of debt over a year or so, then kept maxing out my overdraft for months after. I’m out of all that now, and I’m debt free. I don’t play roulette a lot, I find it harder to curtail my ‘impulsivity’ when I play. I find I’m a lot more controlled with the slots, and continue to play them, responsibly of course 🙂
Mark
General quick question for you guys.
Many many times I’ve made the smallest of deposits (between £10-£50) and spun it up to £1000+ on slots.
The problem is I’ve never ever had a withdrawal worth more than £700+.
Anyone else have this problem? Its not as if i raise the stakes when ive built a balance, it just seems to dwindle away. How have you guys dealt with issues like this. Curious to know ?
Well that’s what tends to happen with slots. Your money will, ultimately, dwindle away. It sounds like you are having a few decent withdrawals though, even if they aren’t as high as you, and I’m sure the rest of us, would like. But then you are only depositing between £10-£50.
Big cash outs are simply a result of pure luck. I once spun 5 spins on Captain Venture on 80p and hit a huge bonus taking me over 2 grand. It happens, just not ver often. No one on here will tell you to ‘persevere’, because that’ll get you broke. Have fun on the slots, and if you hit big, you hit big. Don’t think too much about it — there is no golden system. Have fun.
Mark
Just thought I’d drop by the thread again to tell you all…
That I won £2.90 on the euro lottery on Friday. I’ll get them in boys.
Mark
“I would have had more fun sliding down a giant razor blade using my bollocks as brakes” was a good one.
Haven’t shaved my balls since
3I don’t know if the mrs is having a laugh with me but the clip she keeps playing, i can’t fathom how it doesn’t say “Laurel”, she tells me i need a hearing aid lol
I guess i need to put a link of it up but hmmmm, that would involve some work, i am sure you have heard it by now! What did you hear?
Haha. I think it largely depends what output you use when you’re listening to it. If I’m playing it on my phone, I hear ‘Laurel’, if I plug in some earphones then I hear ‘Yanni’. It’s all to do with the frequency of the device that you’re playing it out of. Devices set to a higher frequency will play ‘Yanni’ and those with a lower frequency will play ‘Laurel’. Older people are more likely to hear ‘Laurel’ as they tend to lose the ability to pick up higher frequencies due to audiological degeneration. You’re not going crazy folks.
Do you know who i am mate?!
Ronnie Pickering?
Looks like Tyson Fury after a facial brazillian.
1I don’t do the national lottery but have dabbled with scratch card in the past I’ve had plenty of £10 and £50 a couple £100 and one of each £150 and £250 cards but I found the amount going in was well out of wack to what was possible to get back on buying cards regularly I decided it was best to just chuck a fiver etc change from going the shop and just rely on luck XD
Yeah. 0% chance of a return on those. I think £10 for a scratchcard is fucking exortionate considering the odds of even winning your money back.
1Never had more than £10 on the lottery draws, but had £100 on a scratcher, in the only winning month of the last 10 years (December ’17). Same month was also – Two bandit draw winnings (£500 Video Slots Draw, £111 neighbours on Energy Draw), and a £3200 cashout on Video Slots from £7 casino race winnings. Christmas was pretty epic ?
£3200 cash out from £7?! Bloody hell mate. I won a bandit draw back in November actually – 3rd prize on the Videoslots draw.
Seems like you just attract the winners mate. Better get buying those lotto tickets 😉
Mark S
2I never win on Redbet so I hate it!
Oh ye of little faith! A win shall come. Just don’t spaffeth your gold in pursuit, squire!
Mark S
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