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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Honestly mate this is straight up and one of the bandits mates knows this story so bear with me but it’s funny as fuck.

A long time ago I was being a twat and seeing 2 girls at once. I had decided to move in with one of them and we bought a house so I ended the relationship with the other girl and decided to commit and start a decent life.

On the day that I am moving house, I am stressed to fuck with the move and my partner is coming to my dad’s as ie rented a van. Load everything up at mine, go with my partner to hers and then go to the new house.

I get  phonecall off the bird I was seeing saying I might be pregnant. My head falls off. Ride round on my bike, drag her to boots for a pregnancy kit, back to hers. She does two tests, not pregnant. Thank fuck for that ride back to my dad’s. Partner turns up, I’m stressed to fuck but also relieved. She says before we move in you need to know something. I might be pregnant. Head falls off again. Right off we go, off to boots. Get another pregnancy test and got served at the till by the exact same girl whonsetved me earlier in the day. She looks at me and goes “was there an issue with the one you bought earlier”. I turn into a stumbling idiot but manages to blag my way out of it. This one was negative to.

Honestly thought my head would explode that day hahaha

Moral of the story – Go to different shops, or go to the shop alone ?

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Eightblack wrote:

what gender are you hoping for? After all theirs 72 to choose from now ?

As long as it chooses Xbox over Playstation, I’m not fussed ???

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Have sent sent you the vouchers off me and blacko mate……enjoy lol

You’re both too kind, we’ll be enjoying the pizza over Valentines week ?

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I was just about to mention that @andywilliams1187 was really looking forward to it, but he’s replied now! 😀

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Thanks @thebandit @seedy and everyone 🙂

Andy i’ve sent that email this morning 🙂 This all still hasn’t quite sunk into my little brain but i made it to work!

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Buying outright i’d definitely say property, if house prices rise or drop if it’s pure profit and no mortgage it really doesn’t matter and will provide an extra income for the future ?

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Xbobmad wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Big Andy Ws been in touch and he’s going to match it, so now that you have £20 you can take the wife with you now LOL. I hope this means your naming the child after us.

Thanks to you both I will of course put names into the hat but she’s already been mentioning some fairly insane “new style” names

 

Yep thats right youve qualified for the double it up “get pregnant and have a pizza” giveaway. Email me Xbob at [email protected] and I will get the vouchcers over to you!

Oh and dont you all start saying your Mrs is pregnant because you want a free pizza hahahaha

Thank you both again, I will ping you that email later Andy ?

It’s a fairly extreme and costly way to get free pizza ??? and thanks everyone for your kind words, i’ll pass on the best wishes when she finishes work ? or i could keep quiet, not show her this thread and have all the pizza ?

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blacko1974 wrote:

Big Andy Ws been in touch and he’s going to match it, so now that you have £20 you can take the wife with you now LOL. I hope this means your naming the child after us.

Thanks to you both ? I will of course put names into the hat but she’s already been mentioning some fairly insane “new style” names ?

 

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little1large1 wrote:

Wow well done I didn’t realise you had it in you (well technically you didn’t)

I hope it all goes really well  Now you have a great excuse to curb the gambling a little buddy, and save save save.

Again I’m made up for you pass my congrats on to your other half.

Thanks, it’s all a bit surreal still! But yes I’ve already put some tight limits on the casinos ?

No more Donuts and genie jackpots for me ?

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Haz40 wrote:

And there’s me thinking surely the cravings would be donuts. Enjoy the but I think you’ll be needing more often.

You know what, she doesn’t like Donuts ??

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blacko1974 wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Xbobmad wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Congratulations mate. Great news . I hope when she gets cravings it’s something easy for you to make lol.

Thanks matey, fingers are crossed for pizza

Well done! you have qualified for Blackos congratulations have a 10 quid domino’s craving evoucher on me lad. Will email it to Andy W to send to you if that’s OK with him. All the best

 

Had to make it pizza hut mate as Dominos website is crap and couldn’t process it, sent it over to Andy, he will get it to you mate.

You’re so kind, thank you ?

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Haz40 wrote:

Congratulations mate. Great news . I hope when she gets cravings it’s something easy for you to make lol.

Thanks matey, fingers are crossed for pizza ?

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Just Basics wrote:

Congratufuckinglations @Xbobmad

Hope its yours fella!

Cheers JB, its still a bit surreal to be honest ?

Andy, if it comes out shouting time for a reel king top that’s fine by me ? as long as it has the Reel King skills to do that ?

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Im starting a gofundme………….all funds raised go for a microwave big enough for basics head!!!!

Only joking mate – Im the same as you and love this place (and some of the arguments on here lol)

? I was actually quite nice about JB on another thread recently… I must be mellowing!

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

That’s great news! All the very best.

I thought it was a USB flash drive

Do not use the following line “thats great, is it definetley mine”

1 – Its offensive (apparently)

2 – When she says it’s probably not yours, its quite wounding (happened to me twice hahahaha)

Apart from that congratulations mate – now comes the fun times of giving up your man cave for the next 18 years lol

I was only saying to @seedy a few days ago I need to save up and buy a new Xbox… That’s not happening now ??

Man cave deleted ?

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