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Yeah one last thing sorry
I deposited 50 today on 888 and signed up to their 1st deposit advertisement DEPOSIT AND GET 200% on top!
Woohoo yeah boy i’l have a bit of that son!
Nothing on the advertisement page stating i have to wager 5000 FUCKING POUNDS BEFORE I GET IT!
But that’s what i have to do lol
Don’t tell me that casino’s aren’t predatory or try underhand tactics to lie to us. Because they most certainly do.
You mean that? It’s an awkward condition, but it’s there before you deposit telling you.
Lol don’t think the small print was that large or even on the page like that, since there is an arrow on top of the small print, im guessing you had to click on it to see it. Fuck me are you guy’s just on a crusade to put me down?
Jesus Christ. Why don’t they make it completely visible on the page?
The answer is to con!
Whatever i’m really done this time.
First off, apologies for doing a messy quote!
This thread was started by @eejit101 to try and dispel some of the false information that people believe is true about online casinos. Just Basics, if anyone reads through this, they will see that you came to this and other threads agressively promoting your view that the whole business is corrupt.
You say that people are on a crusade to put you down, Look through this thread. You’ve spent 8 pages now on your own personal crusade. I can only assume that Online casino’s aren’t for you. Take a step back and listen to what other people have to say rather than dismissing it, finding other random rubbish and screaming FACT after it.
That 888 term shows on mobile, it may have an arrow but it auto appears when you scroll. It’s half visable anyway, you don’t have to click it.
1Honest guys i’m not baiting you here!
a 50 -50 gamble losing 8 out of 8 times is in no way Random.
Who said it’s 50/50? It’s fancy overlay as a game might appear to be 50/50 but in reality if it’s randomly chosen a max 12 spin game and you try and gamble for 16 you’re going to lose.
Games often give the illusion that it’s 50/50. You don’t see what the game does behind the scenes (that’s the random part). All you’re seeing is a fancy front end playing out what the win is going to be.
Honestly though, You don’t put any trust in any of these games at all. I’m at a loss as to why you say that you actually play the games.
Games will also often give the illusion that you’ve got “Close, but maybe next time it’ll be my turn”. Just like buying a scratch card and you’re looking for number 12 and 10,11,13,14 all appear. Have you also noticed that you buy a £5 scratchcard and win a fiver, scratch off the non-winners and most are £10k and £1m… “Next time that could be me”
Perhaps take a step back and read more into how this stuff works. And of course, if you don’t trust the games, dont play them.
Yeah one last thing sorry
I deposited 50 today on 888 and signed up to their 1st deposit advertisement DEPOSIT AND GET 200% on top!
Woohoo yeah boy i’l have a bit of that son!
Nothing on the advertisement page stating i have to wager 5000 FUCKING POUNDS BEFORE I GET IT!
But that’s what i have to do lol
Don’t tell me that casino’s aren’t predatory or try underhand tactics to lie to us. Because they most certainly do.
You mean that? It’s an awkward condition, but it’s there before you deposit telling you.
Hey Markcoyne,
Bad luck is awful isn’t it! I once smashed £250 through Danger High Voltage on 40p stake for no bonus! That’s the issue with random games, I’ve also had a bonus the first spin.
I’m not sure where Mr Bandit said anything about depositing £40 on Energy Casino with a £40 bonus and he will personally rig a random slot so you get a bonus (He didn’t). I don’t think he’s even promoted Energy recently.
It’s just the wrong side of the randomness. When you deposit, just assume that Money is gone and don’t gamble what you can’t afford to lose.
One day you’ll hit the right side of the randomness and cash out a grand from £20. Before that day comes, on Energy – SEND YOUR DOCUMENTS IN! Then when you do hit big you can withdraw straight away
“Wrong side of the Randomness” I literally have tears in my eyes ?
Getting Skulls 4-5 times in a row on DHV as you’re symbol – Randomness (over 10 symbols on that wheel)
Losing on Extra Chilli gambles on the 1st 50-50, 8-10 times in a row – Randomness (Try flipping a coin and hitting heads 4 or 5 times in a row)
If those examples I’ve given are Random then Random does not mean Randomness!
Sorry @Xbobmad in no way am i starting a new argument here…..but C’mon lol
Yeah, you’re trying to start a new argument.
1Hey Markcoyne,
Bad luck is awful isn’t it! I once smashed £250 through Danger High Voltage on 40p stake for no bonus! That’s the issue with random games, I’ve also had a bonus the first spin.
I’m not sure where Mr Bandit said anything about depositing £40 on Energy Casino with a £40 bonus and he will personally rig a random slot so you get a bonus (He didn’t). I don’t think he’s even promoted Energy recently.
It’s just the wrong side of the randomness. When you deposit, just assume that Money is gone and don’t gamble what you can’t afford to lose.
One day you’ll hit the right side of the randomness and cash out a grand from £20. Before that day comes, on Energy – SEND YOUR DOCUMENTS IN! Then when you do hit big you can withdraw straight away 🙂
Errmmm I’ll let @eejit101 explain but he knows more about the whole casino thing then you guys appreciate at the moment but please remember to play nice folks.
You know as well as I do that some people are unwilling to listen to anything other then what they have decided is correct ?
Yeah i am just making it mate, i’ve got headache lol!
Take away, alcohol and a new Bandit video on a Friday! Sounds like a decent evening plan to me!
Isn’t affiliation defined as “To become closely connected or associated”
Like a Group?
Or a League ???
1maybe pornhub or something like that will not delete your videos lol
Hey Slegerrit!
Have a read of my post immediately above yours
Sorry Sldgerrit, fat thumbs on your forum handle then! No edit button 🙁
maybe pornhub or something like that will not delete your videos lol
Hey Slegerrit!
Have a read of my post immediately above yours 🙂
So over a week now no vid so I think we should get a 2 hr video special for us fans haha ? whack it on porn hub can watch slots and porn at the same time ? ? lol
Just for a laugh (Honest!) I took a look at Pornhub’s Terms and Conditions of use. It took many hours of searching (Cough!) but –
Prohibited Uses section, Bullet Point 9 – post any Content containing sweepstakes, contests, or lotteries, or otherwise related to gambling
Think that means the Pornhub idea is a non-starter for Mr B… Sorry Jayjay!
When the vids back on bandit?
Soon mate, couple of days with any luck! I think i may go through a few old ones and try to put together a compilation of funnies, or decent iwns, get that up for a viewing maybe ?
Full hour of “Wake the Baby” moments 😀
1Pretty much is just a desk full of shit right now lol Computer, headphones and me
Did you ever manage to get that Mcdonalds Iced Fruit Smoothie out of the carpet? Or did you give up and move house? 😀
Added while waiting till the forum stops telling me i’m moving too fast – is there a 10 minute spam block on the forum now ? I reply to forum comments much faster than that!
an interesting idea for bandit
do you have camtasia? if so you and do it thought that and upload directly to your website
Hey Matey,
Bandit uses software that’s pretty much the same idea as camtasia. It’s not the recording of videos that’s the problem, it’s the hosting videos for people to watch that’s causing issues. The technical hurdles involved in self hosting and keeping 20k watchers happy will need many many £40 wild swarm hits to pay for!
Before the Youtube takedown, Bandit did have a video where he recorded his whole slot session with no pauses, like how what a raw Camtasia recording would be. I actually liked that format, not all the time but as maybe a once a month thing, and with maybe a Q and A session built in so people can send questions for him over the month.
Hopefully it won’t be too much longer, but it’s best to wait for a solution that’ll work long term rather than throw a video up somewhere and it get taken down and be in the same situation again.
Peace and carrots 🙂
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