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11th March 2019 at 9:00 pm in reply to: Bandit…great video(dont read if not watched the videos yet) #54402
Bandit, I bloody loved your latest offering, sometimes one hour of Bandit-isms just aren’t enough for me, so to give me over two hours I was in Slot Heaven!
Bollocks as usual to the moaning, whinging twunts, if you don’t like it, feck off and watch something else. Personally, I hate having Smear Tests, so don’t go weekly to the Drs and keep having them, so have no idea why these twats keep watching you just so they can have a bloody moan. It makes no sense to me!
Anyway, as I so sweetly asked on Twatter, please can you do some Dragonz? You abusing those poor little things, especially the one who defies gravity, really makes my week!
Thanks again and cracking Video, as usual!
xxxx
Happy Birthday Backinamo!
It’s been emotional! lol
Here’s to another year! xx
Wow Buddy, you are smashing it!
I have tried but it just rods me off all the time! I know my limits but I admire your balls!
And to the haters? Fuck Right Off you bunch of utter Wank Puffins.
Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans!
There is no way i could ever do that, hats off to you though!
Keep it up!
Zandra = Short for my first name.
LaPoI = Leeds and Proud of It!
I have been using LaPoI for years.
Wow, Bandit, what a session. I am not going to give you any shit about that loss, you are a grown man. Also, you have managed to buy a house with your recent winnings, if you were a complete arse, all that money would have been spunked back in the slots, it wasn’t.
Valuable lesson to us all that in the end, these little machines will take all our money!!
xx
Wow, except that car doesn’t say ‘Asda’ does it? It fecking screams WAITROSE!!!
Nice one, really chuffed for you both!
15th January 2019 at 7:52 pm in reply to: Seedy’s Christmas Bonus! The Swear Jar! 10% Giveaway! #38976Right then so what happened after the video ended?
As you saw, i finished £8k down on the video – looks and sounds horrendous but if you are in this thread and have read it from the beginning you will now have the current context of my play. Since the start of this thread i have now breached £74,000 profit on this game, just here, in this thread. As such, i have clearly got a reserve tank on it now which i have previously stated i would hope to be a maximum exposure position of £40,000.
Well tonight i almost arrived at that figure for total deposits. At 18k in, Grosvenor called me but my phone didn’t ring for whatever reason and a voicemail was left, they wanted to talk to me about their responsible gaming tools and find out if i was ok etc – i kind of liked that tbh. They then followed that up with an email but as i was busy doing my dick in i didn’t reply. 20 minutes ish later when i was now a total of £23k in for the day, they forced a logout on me and locked my account – sent another email and wouldn’t let me continue without calling them and discussing the current session and whether it was comfortable for me to be playing like this – although it annoyed me at the time, as it stopped me in my tracks, it’s is fair play to them i guess. By this time i was on £40 stake and doing £5k deposits.
After talking to them and explaining i was fine etc my account was reopened and i plodded on. £5k more, £5k more and £5k more had me at £38,000 in and knocking on the door of my self imposed limit in my own head of £40,000. Had i have lost that figure, i would have taken the remaining £34,000 of profit from this crazy ride and taken the mrs out tomorrow and sorted her new car.
However, with £2k of the £38,000 left…. I got to the end of that naughty little golden road –
As you can see, pretty much £2k exactly left and a £25,600 top so still quite heavily down – I either take the loss at this point or i drop the stake and go for another one, well i can’t drop it too much so i go down to £30 – a few thousand pounds pass for not a lot but then smash…..
With the balance sat at £21,950 and on £30 stake, this heavenly glory road arrives and smashes through for the top…. that’s it, my heads rolled off and i’ve gone bonkers!
There have already been a couple of comments about the video that aren’t so nice but my opinion is, after me telling everyone where this thread is, what it is called and how to find it, anyone that has not read it, simply cannot comment – you need the context behind the play to appreciate and understand what i have strived for and achieved here. Once again though, just as i did last time i had a big big depositing session, my next go on this game will be right down on £1.60/£2 again so i can chill the fuck out.
Peace and Carrots fuckers
I’m out of here – bored to fuck with this guy continually showing how he consistently wins – he is to responsible gambling what Adolf Hitler was to world peace. I know he has to ensure he gets his affiliate income, but consistently showing that he was down but by gambling big has made a profit does nothing to encourage people to show restraint, exactly the opposite.
How many stories of homelessness, attempted suicides and poverty caused by gambling excessively is it going to take for this guy to realise that what he is doing is irresponsible.
I know this post will get shit – the Bandit doesnt like criticism and gets very shirty with it and all of his groupies will be right on my arse – but fuck it, it had to be said.
Wow, just wow. The joys of Social Media! I have just ‘Goose Stepped’ into my room before posting this, Mein Fuhrer!
I have no problem with that you, Mr B, are doing. I have watched you for over two years now I think, you entertain me no end and make me laugh! I gamble within my limits, probably a little more than I should at the moment, but I am not too bad. Actually playing the slots for me is the gambling. The Ladder / Red of Black / or Pie Gamble is a whole new level, uber-Gambling and not many will try it. Personally, if I have already won a couple of quid, then the likelihood of me further gambling on the Ladder is unlikely, I did try and got no-where. Tight Yorkshire Cow you see!
So, what you are doing is ballsy, however you have to balls to see it through, and good luck to you and if you get your dream home fleecing the Casinos, then I applaud you! Not many will do what you are doing, and the Casinos know that, hence why I don’t think they will tweek anything.
Any how, loving this thread and good luck to you. Ignore the haters, like the ELF and FA and Sky all going after my beloved Leeds!
xxxxx
11Balls as big as a house, i tired the Ladder on 20p the other night for a few punts, didn’t get anywhere so sacked it! I am not in your league!
Well done xx and well done to Grosvenor for actually giving a toss!
Glad you got sorted and VideoSlots actually got in touch.
I shall miss your video today, however, family does come first.
Make sure you get Mrs B a nice F Pace! xx
I like Video Slots, they are my fav too, however if they fuck you over, I will not Deposit another bean in their account! Happy to take you cash, however now you are winning, become twats!
Good luck and I hope you get it all sorted soon.
xx
Right then. Jesus.
Hold on to your balls, if you haven’t got any, go get some lol
The night starts casually, Videoslots this time but i have a new set up as the desktop computer is in the new house now and the shite internet is on the go, bad news that is by the way as it just isn’t going to work for a video, the amount of times it lagged for literally MINUTES but that is another story.
I have never seen the game play so bad as tonight. Bearing in mind i have won £60,000 on it during the course of this thread, i could see it all going back tonight at one stage. I started with £2k in and £8 stake but didn’t stay on it very long, i am after pushing it big style at this stage of profit, it is go big or go home time so i am up to £16 almost straight away and to be honest, that level of top isn’t going to satisfy me either so £30 it is. Well in goes another 2k for nowt, it is playing so bad that i am hardly even getting to see the ladder at all. £2.5k in next, that is the most i am allowed to do in one go from my card on VS for some reason so i stick to that level now and onwards.
Still playing absolutely shite, if i manage to see the ladder it is losing first press, if not first press then bang dead second press like every single time. Another deposit and i am £9k in, i switch to £40. It is silly to switch to £40 at this stage and for some reason i have abandoned my usual path, greed probably but also the thrill, i want a biggun! Well it is going to make me pay for it this time. £11.5k in – £14k in – £16.5k in – £19k in and still nothing, the deposits don’t last very long at all on £40, 100 spins the way i play it is £4,000 so you can imagine.
£21.5k in, £24k in, £26.5k in and i am in dangerous territory now as i have passed the amount in of the smallest top on the max stake, just over £20,000 is the smallest top and one of those would leave me in a hole but no, it still doesn’t come. Fast forward a little bit now and i am £34k in. An absolutely ridiculous figure if you take it out of context but please take it within the confines of this thread, I am £60,000 up on the game in 10 days remember – in my head, i set the ceiling, i want to remain ahead on the game to the tune of a nice car for the wife so £40k and i am done which would leave me £20k up and with the part ex i would get on her mondeo, i could get her a really nice car courtesy of Reel King, reset myself to playing low stakes and cope with it.
Then BOOM, fucking boom – i am so happy when it lands because whoooOOOoOooosh it’s 90% of my money back in one fell swoop, gtfit i scream, frightened the takeaway man, he thought i was a Liverpool fan as i think they had just scored! Here it is….
I sit back down and i am like right, i am going to accept the loss, i will play down to £30,000 and be £4k down and genuinely, it would feel like a win but then in true”me” style, there is a twist in the tail! The time of that top up there as you can see is 20:43 well have a little look at this…..
2 minutes between them, 2 minutes and that’s it, my head has rolled off – i simply can’t believe the turnaround i have managed…. GREAT GAME, NEVER IN DOUBT!
Seriously though, i had hoped that i would set the max loss a little lower than what i was heading towards tonight and it has kind of made me think, perhaps i should quit it for a bit now, i have had my scare, my remarkable comeback and then an utter bonus top for profit once again.
I hope anyone thinking oooooh that’s possible sees this session and thinks absolutely fuck that, imagine you had £30k to play with, well it has gone, all of it, it is now £0. I’ve lucked out in a huge huge way on this one and it will bring me back to Earth not so much with a bump, but it could have been a big bump couldn’t it. I think i am done for a bit on the high stakes.
I’m thinking my next attempt will be £1,000 in and on £1.60 – top or bust and leave it at that, need to ground myself a bit again now.
Fuck my old boots!
Wow, just wow. xxxx
Please be careful tho’! God, I sound like your mother!
Wow, just wow!
You are a big boy though and know what you are doing and i for one am happy you are winning!
Remember, you never see a bookie on a bike!
xx
1Paul really is a Legend!
Think you two need to do a joint 24 hour Charity Stream! lol
xx
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